Movie: Mississippi Hare [1949] Movie: Mississippi Hare [1949]

Movie: Mississippi Hare [1949] Movie: Mississippi Hare [1949]

[Col. Shuffle has his butt on fire, and he needs a penny for the water dispenser]



Bugs:
Eh, what's cooking, Doc?



Col. Shuffle:
I seem to be in a terrible quandary, sir. Could you change a ten spor, sir? I'd prefer a profusion of pennies.



Bugs:
[Examining the bill] Are you sure it's a good one? Lots of counterfeits around, you know. Ah, well. You gotta trust somebody. Let's see now. A dollar-ten, a dollar-twenty, a dollar-twenty-one...



Col. Shuffle:
[Hastily takes penny] Thank you, sir. Keep the change.


[Puts penny in, pours a cup of water, and douses his rear in it]

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Col. Shuffle:
If I had four legs and went "Hee Haw," what would I be?



Bugs:
Why, you'd be a jackass!

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Col. Shuffle:
I'm Colonel Shuffle, the rip-roarin'est, gold-diggin'est, sharp-shootin'est, poker-playin'est riverboat gambler on the Mississippi. Yahoo! Be there anyone man enough to sit in a poker game with Colonel Shuffle? Well, be there?



Bugs:
There be.

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[after realizing people who don't have tickets get kicked off the boat, Bugs goes in one of the boat's rooms; when the ticket man comes, Bugs is dressed in rich man garb]



Bugs:
[sneerily and slow, smoking a cigarette] Eehhh, what's up doc?

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Col. Shuffle:
Why for did you splash me in the Mississippi mud?

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