Movie: Men in Black II [2002] Movie: Men in Black II [2002]

Movie: Men in Black II [2002] Movie: Men in Black II [2002]

[at passport control]



MIB Customs Agent:
Any fruit or vegetables?



Serleena:
[motioning towards Scrad] Yeah, two heads of cabbage.

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Scrad:
Got NOTHIN' out of him, now we don't know if it's on Earth or not!



Serleena:
He said "third planet", it's here, you idiot!



Charlie:
[whispers] Third Rock From the Sun.



Scrad:
I never got that till now!

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Newton:
There's a huge rat in the toilet, it's all stopped up so you're gonna have to pee in the sink.


[spots agents J & K]



Newton:
Gentlemen! Seen any... aliens lately?



Agent K:
Son, you need professional help.



Hailey:
He's getting it, it's not working.

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Agent J:
Get me someone I can talk to so I can revoke Jeff's subway privileges.

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[Frank is wearing his very own MIB suit]



Frank the Pug:
J! Wait up! I appreciate this shot man. Thought I'd never get out of that mailroom.



Agent J:
Lose the suit!



Frank the Pug:
Sure thing partner. No problemo. Just going for the look. But if I say so myself, I do find the overall effect very slimming!

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