In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble, it's too late to save yourself. Unless you're running scared all the time, you're gone.More Bill Gates quotes [07/03/2011 10:07:08]
Software is inherently complicated. If you say to somebody I want an airline reservation system, to really say what you want in terms of overbooking and fares, and different airlines communicating with each or schedule changes, it's immensely complex. And so you can't write a program that's any simpler than that full specification.More Bill Gates quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We should all grow our own food and do our own waste processing, we really should.More Bill Gates quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The typical project design time for a large company like IBM - and they keep track of this - is a little over four years.More Bill Gates quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The concept of this so-called "TerraPower reactor" is that you, in the same reactor, you both burn and breed. So, instead of making plutonium and then extracting it, we take uranium - the 99.3 percent that you normally don't do anything with - we convert that, and we burn it.More Bill Gates quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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Bill Gates' Microsoft.More Jokes about Bill Gates [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill
Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together
traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running
back to the passengers and announced
that lightning had hit the
plane, and they were going to crash in a
matter of minutes. "There are
only enough parachutes for four of the five
of us," he announced.
"Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After
saying this, the pilot
grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I'm the world's
greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon.
"This world needs
great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then
parachute and leaped out of the plane.
"I'm the smarest man in the
world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world
needs smart men, so I must also
live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute
and jumped out of the
At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long
compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will
go down with
"You don't have to stay here! The
world's smartest man jumped out of
the plane with my backpack."More Computer jokes Jokes about Bill Gates [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
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