Bill Gates

Bill Gates

American business magnate, philanthropist, author and chairman of Microsoft, the software company he founded with Paul Allen
The willingness to hear hard truth is vital not only for CEOs of big corporations but also for anyone who loves the truth. Sometimes the truth sounds like bad news, but it is just what we need.More Bill Gates quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Although I don't have a prescription for what others should do, I know I have been very fortunate and feel a responsibility to give back to society in a very significant way.More Bill Gates quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Computers and games don't waste time - people do.More Bill Gates quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The key thing you can do to reduce population growth is actually improve health.More Bill Gates quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The current information revolution is a cultural revolution, a social revolution, a thoroughgoing technological revolution that involves not just information, but labor, leisure, entertainment, communication, education, culture and thus is part of a major cultural and social shift.More Bill Gates quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: No!

Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.

Son: Ok then.

Dad goes to Bill Gates.

Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.

Bill Gates: No!

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Ok then.

Dad goes to the president of the World Bank

Dad: Make my son the CEO of your bank.

President: No!

Dad: He is the son in law of Bill Gates.

President: Ok then.
More Jokes about Bill Gates [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
...Billions of people were dying. As a result, there was a line of souls waiting to get into heaven. God had become overwhelmed. He said to one of his angels "Go wait at the gates of heaven and only let in people who had a unique death." So the angel goes.
The angel gets to the gate and the first soul comes up. The angel asks "How did you die?" The man's soul replied "Well, lately I had suspected that my wife was cheating on me, so I decided to come home early from work one day. I got home to my 23rd story apartment and started searching for her new boyfriend. I searched and searched but I couldn't find anyone. Finally, I went out onto my balcony and saw a man hanging from the ledge. I started punching him, but he wouldn't let go, so I knocked him off with a cinder block, but to his luck, he landed in some bushes and survived. I decided to take my refrigerator and throw it onto him. I did, and it killed him, and all the excitement I died of a heart attack." "That's pretty unique," said the angel. "You can go through."
The next soul comes to the gates. The angel asks "How did you die?" The man's soul replied "Okay, so, I was practicing yoga on my 24th story balcony when I slipped and fell. Thankfully, I was able to grab hold of the balcony below, but I wasn't able to climb up. I hung there for about an hour when finally a man came out. I thought I was saved, but he started punching me; I wouldn't let go. He then took a cinder block and knocked me off, but I luckily landed in some bushes and survived. The next thing I saw was a refrigerator coming towards me and I died." "That is pretty unique, as well," said the angel. "You may enter."
The third soul came up and the angel asked "How did you die?" The man's soul replied "Okay, so picture this: I was hiding my girlfriend's husband's refrigerator..."More Jokes about Bill Gates [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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