Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Oscar nominee for 'Annie Hall' (1977)
Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional, irrational way, like loving your mother or your father even though they're a drunk or a thief. I've loved the city my whole life - to me, it's like a great woman.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
"It's sex with someone you love."... Woody Allen.

Moar...

'Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.'

And lastly...

'My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.'More Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams.

"I'm astounded by people who want to `know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." - Woody Allen.

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig.

"Computer programming is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning."
- Rich Cook.

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." - Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes).More Other / Misc Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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