Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Oscar nominee for 'Annie Hall' (1977)
Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.More Woody Allen quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Barry is seated at a small table in a warmly lit coffee shop sipping coffee.
Barryís friend Felix enters looking somewhat dubious. (Felix bares a remarkable resemblance to Woody Allen.) He spots Barry and joins him at the table.
BARRY: Did you find a job?
FELIX: Yeah. I got a job at a strip club helping the girls backstage to dress and undress.
BARRY: How much?
FELIX: Two hundred bucks a week.
BARRY: Thatís not much.
FELIX: Itís all I could afford. More Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
"It's sex with someone you love."... Woody Allen.


'Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.'

And lastly...

'My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.'More Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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