Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Oscar nominee for 'Annie Hall' (1977)
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.More Woody Allen quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The first one says 'the food was terrible' the other says 'yes it was and such small portions too' (hat tip Woody Allen)More Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
But not exactly in those words. -Woody AllenMore Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

Quotes of the month

Michael Jackson Escapism and wonder is influence. It makes you feel good, and that allows you to do things. You just keep on moving ahead, and you say, 'God, is this wonderful - do I appreciate it.' [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Golda Meir I don't know why you use a fancy French word like detente when there's a good English phrase for it - cold war. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Jack Canfield My definition of success is "the fulfillment of your soul's purpose." [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

David Hare Never take advice from anyone with no investment in the outcome. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Jonathan Swift If a man would register all his opinions upon love, politics, religion, learning etc., beginning from his youth, and so go to old age, what a bundle of inconsistencies and contradictions would appear at last. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More