Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Oscar nominee for 'Annie Hall' (1977)
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In 1940 I was just turning 5 years old and being taken to the movies. For those of us who were not old enough to understand the horror of war it was a very romantic era because these guys were kissing their wives and girlfriends goodbye and going off to fight and become heroes.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Let's say there was a burning building and you could rush in and you could save only one thing: either the last known copy of Shakespeare's plays or some anonymous human being. What would you do?More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The first one says 'the food was terrible' the other says 'yes it was and such small portions too' (hat tip Woody Allen)More Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Barry is seated at a small table in a warmly lit coffee shop sipping coffee.
Barryís friend Felix enters looking somewhat dubious. (Felix bares a remarkable resemblance to Woody Allen.) He spots Barry and joins him at the table.
BARRY: Did you find a job?
FELIX: Yeah. I got a job at a strip club helping the girls backstage to dress and undress.
BARRY: How much?
FELIX: Two hundred bucks a week.
BARRY: Thatís not much.
FELIX: Itís all I could afford. More Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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