Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Oscar nominee for 'Annie Hall' (1977)
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Life is tough and it's tough whether you're famous or not famous. And in the end it's probably better to be famous because the perks are better. You get better seats at the basketball game, and you get better tables and reservations places. If I call a doctor on Saturday morning I can get him. There's a lot of things, indulgences that you don't get, if you're not famous. Now I'm not saying it's fair. But I can't say that I don't enjoy it.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
"It's sex with someone you love."... Woody Allen.

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'Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.'

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'My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.'More Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
~ Woody AllenMore Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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