Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Oscar nominee for 'Annie Hall' (1977)
The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck. It's scary to think so much is out of one's control. There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net and for a split second it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck it goes forward and you win. Or maybe it doesn't and you lose.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'd like to make a great movie. I've made many movies. I think I've made some good movies. I've never felt I've made a great movie.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?More Woody Allen quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." ~ Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ~ Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." ~ Rodney Dangerfield

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." ~ Billy Crystal

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." ~ Tom Clancy

"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." ~ Robin WilliamsMore Men / Women Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
"It's sex with someone you love."... Woody Allen.

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'Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.'

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'My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.'More Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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