Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Oscar nominee for 'Annie Hall' (1977)
When you work from city to city or country to country, you work the same way; the working method is the same.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Ninety percent of life is just showing up.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.More Woody Allen quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.More Woody Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
But not exactly in those words. -Woody AllenMore Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." ~ Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ~ Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." ~ Rodney Dangerfield

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." ~ Billy Crystal

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." ~ Tom Clancy

"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." ~ Robin WilliamsMore Men / Women Jokes about Woody Allen [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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