Isaak Newton

Isaak Newton

English mathematician and physicist
If I have done the public any service, it is due to my patient thought.More Isaak Newton quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true, for if the things be false, the apprehension of them is not understanding.More Isaak Newton quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If I am anything, which I highly doubt, I have made myself so by hard work.More Isaak Newton quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
This most beautiful system [The Universe] could only proceed from the dominion of an intelligent and powerful Being.More Isaak Newton quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Every body continues in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed upon it.More Isaak Newton quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek. Its Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein and stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims "Newton! I found you! You're it!"

Newton smiles and says "you didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!"More Jokes about Isaak Newton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: Im positive

Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal.

When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, O MG!

-TechinvertedMore Jokes about Isaak Newton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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