Daniel Tosh

Daniel Tosh

American stand-up comedian and host of the Comedy Central television show, Tosh.0.
Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Haha, the joke's on you, I enjoy it. I toss and turn at night, finally a blanket that's like, 'I'm going to keep you warm.' It's like having a small child with polio keep you in a full nelson - the perfect pressure.More Daniel Tosh quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.More Daniel Tosh quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.More Daniel Tosh quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.More Daniel Tosh quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.More Daniel Tosh quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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