I've been dealing with politicians all my life. They are all talk, no action.More Donald Trump quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We have been there for 15 years in the Middle East, and much more than that probably. And we have spent probably $4 trillion, maybe more than that. And it's time to do something about it. And it's time to also knock ISIS out. You got to knock ISIS out.More Donald Trump quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's very, very hard to hire people, qualified people. And a lot of people didn't want the job because it's a three- or four-month job.More Donald Trump quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When you had the World Trade Center go, people were put into planes that were friends, family, girlfriends, and they were put into planes and they were sent back, for the most part, to Saudi Arabia. I would be very, very firm with families. Frankly, that will make people think because they may not care much about their lives, but they do care, believe it or not, about their families' lives.More Donald Trump quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in.More Donald Trump quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Russell Westbrook and I'm averaging a triple double. The Thunder and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my backpack."More Jokes about Donald Trump [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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