I don't know one Jewish person that doesn't want to have a deal, a good deal, a proper deal, but a really good deal.More Donald Trump quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All over the world, I do business. I make great deals. I've made hundreds of millions of dollars against China. All over the world I make money and I build great things. Who's going to build a wall like me on the southern border? I built a great company.More Donald Trump quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have already released my financials, which are massive, and, by the way, which showed a tremendous company. It's over $10 billion in net worth that I have built with a very, very small starter loan years ago.More Donald Trump quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Look, again, I'm competing against professional politicians, senators, top of the line. I know Ben Carson is still in, and he's a terrific guy and a talented guy. And so I'm competing against a lot of very good people.More Donald Trump quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Who's got the bestest disposition?
One guess -- guess who!
Who never never starts an argument? (Woman: Hmmmm?)
Who never shows a bit of temperament?
Who's never wrong but always right? (Donald: Yeah?)
Who'd never dream of starting a fight? (Donald: That so?!)
Who gets stuck with all the bad press?
(Donald quacks angrily)
but Donald Trump ! (Donald: Yeah!)
PS : The funniest thing is that I didn't have to change a lot of the original Donald duck song.More Jokes about Donald Trump [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Are you as moral as you think you are?
This test only has one question, but it's an important one.
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
Suddenly you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar.
You suddenly realize who it is.
It's Donald Trump
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
You can save the life of Donald Trump OR you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful Republican men hell bent on the destruction of the United States of America...
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......
"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?"More Jokes about Donald Trump [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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