Theresa May

Theresa May

is a British politician serving as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party since 2016
For voters what matters is what government actually delivers for them.More Theresa May quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Starting with the highest-risk countries, and focusing on the route to Britain that is widely abused, student visas, we will increase the number of interviews to considerably more than 100,000, starting next financial year. From there, we will extend the interviewing programme further across all routes to Britain, wherever the evidence takes us.More Theresa May quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am willing to consider powers which would ban known hooligans from rallies and marches and I will look into the powers the police already have to force the removal of face coverings and balaclavas.More Theresa May quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am a vicar's daughter and still a practising member of the Church of England.More Theresa May quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You have a job but you don't always have job security, you have your own home but you worry about mortgage rates going up, you can just about manage but you worry about the cost of living and the quality of the local school because there is no other choice for you.rankly, not everybody in Westminster understands what it's like to live like this and some need to be told that it isn't a game.More Theresa May quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Theresa May said that the Syrian authorities will continue to use chemical weapons. Assad wants this or not!More Jokes about Theresa May [04/16/2018 09:04:44]
Homage to Abbot & Costello (OC), inspired by headlines on Reddit

Theresa May becomes the PM of UK

I know, you told me while back. When you will know?

When will I know what?

If Theresa becomes PM or not?

I already know!

Then tell me!

I told you!

What?

That Theresa May becomes PM of UK


Right, so when will you know for sure?


I already know for sure!


Then why don't you tell me what you know for sure!

I'm telling you! I know for sure that Theresa May becomes PM of the UK.

So, all you know for sure is that Theresa *may* become PM of the UK, right? So when will you know with 100% certainty about her becoming the PM of the UK?

I told you! I already know with 100% certainty!


What?

That Theresa May becomes the PM of the UK.

There you go again! That is not knowing with 100% certainty.

Yes it is! I know with 100% certainty!

Aaaaargh! Okay, you know who is the PM of the UK?

Yes!

Who?

Theresa May!

There you go again! I'm asking you if you know who is the PM of the UK at this very moment?

Yes!

Who?

Theresa May!

I'm not asking you who *may be* the PM of the UK? I'm asking you who *is* the PM of UK right now?

And I'm telling you, Theresa May!

Aaargh! ..... Okay you know the British Parliament?

Yes!

You know there is a leader of the parliament?

Yes!

What is the title of that leader?

The Prime Minister!

Good, now we're getting somewhere. Now that Prime Minister attends the Parliament?

Yes, of course!

Okay, now does the Prime Minister have an office or a desk or a reserved chair at the parliament?

But of course! Wouldn't be much of a parliament building without one of those now, would it?

Good. Now if you we're to visit the British Parliament tomorrow and look at the name plate on that office or desk or chair, what would it say?

"Reserved for the right honorable prime minister"

What name will it say?

No name!

What do you mean no name?

This is not you local car dealership. They are British. They stay with titles, those are much more important.

Aaargh! Okay, okay, tomorrow morning when the parliament starts, who is going to sit in that reserved chair?

Theresa May.

Aha! So you don't know for sure who!

No, I know for sure, Theresa May.

Oh, here we go again! Okay, do they pay them in the British Parliament?

Of course, each and every one of them.

Good, so when the PM goes to collect the pay at the end of the month who gets the money?

Theresa May.

I'm not asking you who *may* pick up the money! I'm asking who *will* pick up the money?

Theresa May.

Aaaargh! ..... (thinking) ..... So you are telling me that you are pretty certain that Theresa *may* become the next PM of the UK.

No, I'm telling you that I'm 100% certain that Theresa May becomes the PM of the UK.

(both)... THIRD BASE!More Jokes about Theresa May [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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