Morey Amsterdam

Morey Amsterdam

According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.More Morey Amsterdam quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."More Morey Amsterdam quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Even the police have an unlisted number.More Morey Amsterdam quotes [04/14/2008 12:04:00]
Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.More Morey Amsterdam quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.More Morey Amsterdam quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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