Morey Amsterdam

Morey Amsterdam

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.More Morey Amsterdam quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.More Morey Amsterdam quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.More Morey Amsterdam quotes [04/14/2008 12:04:00]
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."More Morey Amsterdam quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.More Morey Amsterdam quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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Ayn Rand "Mediocrity" doesn't mean average intelligence, it means an average intelligence that resents and envies its betters [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Christopher Dodd When the Chinese told Google that they had to block sites or they couldn't do [business] in their country, they managed to figure out how to block sites. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Thomas Jefferson It is a principle that the right to a thing gives a right to the means without which it could not be used, that is to say, that the means follow their end. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Vladimir Lenin The war is relentless: it puts the alternative in a ruthless relief. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Austin Osman Spare Anyone is capable of anything (will plus belief is ability) if they themselves create the opportune moment and incentive. Heaven gives no genius to disbelievers and no vengeance worse than the body denied. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More