Bennie Hill

Bennie Hill

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.More Bennie Hill quotes [08/27/2011 03:08:43]
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.More Bennie Hill quotes [08/27/2011 03:08:34]
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.More Bennie Hill quotes [08/27/2011 03:08:57]
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.More Bennie Hill quotes [08/27/2011 03:08:52]
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.More Bennie Hill quotes [08/27/2011 03:08:10]

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