Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce

was a Jewish-American comedian, social critic and satirist. His 1964 conviction in an obscenity trial was followed by a posthumous pardon, the first in New York state history.
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.More Lenny Bruce quotes [10/15/2011 09:10:18]
TV is just advertising for your live gig, so I'm playing whichever show is gonna get me the biggest crowd.More Lenny Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else's pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law.More Lenny Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I tried the religion scam in Miami, so I know how hard that gig is. But, if you can get it to work, starting your own religion is a license to print money.More Lenny Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.More Lenny Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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