Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce

was a Jewish-American comedian, social critic and satirist. His 1964 conviction in an obscenity trial was followed by a posthumous pardon, the first in New York state history.
The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seems rather incorrect. This is what should be. Now, if you're taught to live up to a what should be that never existed - only an occult superstition, no proof of this should be - then you can sit on a jury and indict easily, you can cast the first stone, you can burn Adolf Eichmann, like that!More Lenny Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.More Lenny Bruce quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!More Lenny Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.More Lenny Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.More Lenny Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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