Tis better to have love and lust Than to let our apparatus rust.More Kurt Vonnegut quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

A story has to be a good date, because the reader can stop at any time. Remember, readers are selfish and have no compulsion to be decent about anything.More Kurt Vonnegut quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I say to you, "If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.More Kurt Vonnegut quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I know of very few people who are dreaming of a world for their grandchildren.More Kurt Vonnegut quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

There is a riddle about a man who is locked in a room with nothing but a bed and a calendar, and the question is: How does he survive? The answer is: He eats dates from the calendar and drinks from the springs of the bed.More Kurt Vonnegut quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]