Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein

President of Iraq since 1979.
The most important thing about marriage is that the man must not let the woman feel downtrodden simply because she is a woman and he is a man.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The faithful will be victorious over the sinners...More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The oil is a gift bestowed by God on the Arab nation, to use after centuries of poverty, backwardness and servitude - in raising its living standards, developing its economic, social and cultural conditions, and building up its own power to meet the challenges and conspiracies besetting it.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I call on you not to hate, because hate does not leave space for a person to be fair and it makes you blind and closes all doors of thinking.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Iraq will triumph and with Iraq will our Arab nation and mankind also triumph.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Saddam Hussein. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And there you are sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice.More At Work Jokes about Saddam Hussein [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Celebrity why did the chicken:1. Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?2. Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but it will lay eggs, file your important documents AND balance your checkbook. Unfortunately, when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.49999999993. Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.4. Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference5. O.J. Simpson: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time6. Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.7. Colonel Sanders: I missed one?8. Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.9. Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this *chicken* doing walking around all over the place anyway?"10. Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did *not* cross the roadMore Miscellaneous Jokes about Saddam Hussein [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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