Based on the considerations of history, ancient history, and international axioms, the logic of following up a citizen with his shadow for the purpose of the demarcation of political frontiers of any state has been discounted for international conventions. For example the Arabs cannot ask Spain just because they were there some time in the past nor can they ask for any other area outside the frontiers of the Arab homelandMore Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Baghdad is determined to force the Mongols of our age to commit suicide at its gates.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Women make up one half of society. Our society will remain backward and in chains unless its women are liberated, enlightened and educated.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We are not intimidated by the size of the armies, or the type of hardware the US has brought.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/25/2018 04:03:07]
And just as your beautiful skyscrapers were destroyed and caused your grief, beautiful buildings and precious homes crumbled over their owners in Lebanon, Palestine, and Iraq by American weapons.... Americans should feel the pain they have inflicted on other peoples of the world, so as when they suffer, they will find the right solution and the right path.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street; he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.More Other / Misc Jokes about Saddam Hussein [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
1. Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally but President Clinton has banned all smoking --damn
2. Spotted Owl plague threatens Western American crops and livestock.
3. Hunt continues for Osama bin Laden; believed sighted at Yassar
Arafat's tomb in Detroit.
4. 35-year study proclaims diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
5. Texas executes last remaining citizen.
6. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
7. Baby conceived naturally -- scientists stumped.
8. Authentic year 2000 Florida "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6
9. Ozone created by electric cars kills thousands in Los Angeles.
10. In sports news: Average height of NBA players now 9'7". Baseball
players threaten to strike.
11. New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
and baseball bats be registered by January 2036.
12. Colorado motorist arrested for not driving SUV.
13. Average worker's weekly Social Security (FICA) contribution hits
$2,000. Protests planned.
14. Congressman Gary Condit still missing.
15. Senator Strom Thurmond remains dead; but continues to cast votes.
16. White House demands Saddam Hussein's resignation for 748th time.
17. Oprah Winfrey, nearing retirement, buys Illinois.
18. Spam, called "worse than it ever has been," is "ruining online
experience." Congress considering a law to tax it.More Science Jokes about Saddam Hussein [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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