Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein

President of Iraq since 1979.
Great Iraqi men and women, members of the families of the martyrs, You have offered the homeland the best thing you could afford. Thus you have come to merit love and gratitude from all Iraqis and from its plains, mountains, skies and waters. You are good sons of this country. You have offered to the country great men who have averted harm from the country and paved its way to glory and greatness.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
They are in a dilemma, they are in trouble now. Hate them and strike them.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am not guilty, I am innocent.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/25/2018 04:03:39]
Palestine is Arab and must be liberated from the river to the sea and all the Zionists who emigrated to the land of Palestine must leave.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
And just as your beautiful skyscrapers were destroyed and caused your grief, beautiful buildings and precious homes crumbled over their owners in Lebanon, Palestine, and Iraq by American weapons.... Americans should feel the pain they have inflicted on other peoples of the world, so as when they suffer, they will find the right solution and the right path.More Saddam Hussein quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
What's an innunedo? An Italian hemorrhoid prepareation.

What do you call a good looking girl on the campus of Clemson University? A visitor.

Iraq, a good place to take a shiite.

New rules for poker in Los Angeles -- four clubs beat a king.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them.

What's the difference between Gov't bonds and men? Gov't bond eventually mature.

What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this . . ."

What's the best thing to come out of a peter? The wrinkles.

What's the difference between 'light' and 'hard'? You can sleep with the light on.

What's the difference between 'dark' and 'hard'? It stays dark all night.

What does a man consider to be a 7-course meal? A hot dog and a six-pack.

What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do Nagasaki, Hiroshima and Baghdad have in common. Nothing, yet.

What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffit have in common? They both have curds in their whey.

What do you call an Iraqi with a goat under one arm and a sheep under the other? A bisexual.

What's the difference between Hussein and your ex-wife's lawyer? Hussein's demands are reasonable.

Pres. Bush is replacing all the male troops in Iraq with women diagnosed with PMS -- they're a hell-of-a-lot meaner and they retain water.

Why don't men's balls hang down to their knees? The vacuum in their brain keeps 'em up.

What does a female lawyer use for birth control? Her personality.

How can you reunite the Beatles? Use two more bullets.

I've never been drunk -- just over served.

I was as pure as the driven snow until I drifted.

What's the difference between oral sex and sushi? The rice.

What's black, 12" long and hangs in front of an asshole? A stethoscope.

Man standing next to a woman in a bar. He looks at her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" "Absolutely not," says the woman. "Must be your feet."

Why are the Rams changing their name to the Tampons? They're only good for one period and they have no second string.More One Liners Jokes about Saddam Hussein [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?More Jokes about Saddam Hussein [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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