If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.More Dolly Parton quotes [07/09/2011 07:07:56]
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.More Dolly Parton quotes [07/09/2011 07:07:25]
I just kind of wake up with a new idea and new dreams every day, and I follow that dream, as they say.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are... all bought and paid for.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why can't Dolly Parton be a teacher?
Because every time she turns around she erases the black board.More Gross Jokes about Dolly Parton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
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