Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton

American country music singer and actress
As a songwriter, you respect and appreciate the writings of other people, and I often get asked, are there songs out there I wish I'd written? Yes. There's many of them!More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm just a person; I like to experience whatever the feeling is and whatever I'm going through.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Jump out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come alive.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why can't Dolly Parton be a teacher?

Because every time she turns around she erases the black board.More Gross Jokes about Dolly Parton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.

The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged..."What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She performs a rude act of hygiene and she gets in. Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are."More Puns Jokes about Dolly Parton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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