Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton

American country music singer and actress
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.More Dolly Parton quotes [07/09/2011 07:07:56]
Oh, I can spot a phoney a mile away.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I always loved books. I don't remember learning to read, it was just something I always did. I was hungry for knowledge, I guess, and information; I was a curious kid. I still am.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push-up bras.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People are always asking me in interviews, 'What do you think of foreign affairs?' I just say, 'I've had a few.'More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."

More Jokes about Dolly Parton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
I think - therefore I'm single. (Lizz Winstead)

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. (Margaret Thatcher)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. (Elayne Boosler)

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. (Dolly Parton)

I'm not going to vacuum 'till Sears makes one you can ride on. (Roseanne Barr)

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (Linda Ellerbee)More One Liners Jokes about Dolly Parton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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