Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton

American country music singer and actress
I will not play just an evil part. In fact, I got offered $7 million several years ago to play the part that Faye Dunaway played in 'Supergirl.' I was kind of insulted. I was impressed with the money, but I said, 'Why are you asking me to play an evil witch? Do I come across as an evil witch to you?'More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Life is a song to me.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think your values are always influenced by your family and your community.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am a tender-hearted person, and I feel everything to the ninth degree.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When I started the Imagination Library in my hometown, I never dreamed that one day we would be helping Scottish kids.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."

More Jokes about Dolly Parton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Why can't Dolly Parton be a teacher?

Because every time she turns around she erases the black board.More Gross Jokes about Dolly Parton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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