Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton

American country music singer and actress
I just don't feel like I have to explain myself.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was probably 7 years old when I started playing the guitar and writing some serious songs.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I never have changed in my taste, and the things that I love, and the way that I act, and all that. I never wanted to change, I just wanted to be successful, and be able to do more things for more people, and for myself as well.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I thank God for my failures. Maybe not at the time but after some reflection. I never feel like a failure just because something I tried has failed.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think - therefore I'm single. (Lizz Winstead)

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. (Margaret Thatcher)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. (Elayne Boosler)

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. (Dolly Parton)

I'm not going to vacuum 'till Sears makes one you can ride on. (Roseanne Barr)

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (Linda Ellerbee)More One Liners Jokes about Dolly Parton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.

The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged..."What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She performs a rude act of hygiene and she gets in. Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are."More Puns Jokes about Dolly Parton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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