I learned early on that I could get a lot of attention by singing and writing little songs, so it was like throwing nuts to a monkey... I just couldn't get enough.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every seven years, I sit down and make a whole new plan.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts...More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Until I was a teenager, I used red pokeberries for lipstick and a burnt matchstick for eyeliner. I used honeysuckle for perfume.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
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One night Dolly Parton and Princess Diana were playing a Poker game when both of them spontaneous combust, and died. Both are sent up to the gates of Heaven and put in front of God.
God says, "For either of you to get into heaven, you must tell me something about you that qualifies you to enter the gates."
Dolly steps up first saying, "Well God, I have these enormous breasts the world has appreciated throughout my career."
God retorts with, "I'm sorry, but that does not allow you to enter."
Princess Diana comes up to God and says, "Well God, at least once a day I would douche my vagina."
God responds, "Very well Diana, you may enter into heaven."
Stunned, Dolly asks, "Why was she allowed to enter for douching once a day and my breasts don't allow me to enter Heaven?"
God responds, "Come on Dolly, everyone knows a royal flush beats a great pair."More Jokes about Dolly Parton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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