I do believe that any successful business starts from the top and works its way down.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think your values are always influenced by your family and your community.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm gonna be making records anyway, even if I had to sell 'em out of the trunk of my car. I'm that kind of musician and singer.More Dolly Parton quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
One night Dolly Parton and Princess Diana were playing a Poker game when both of them spontaneous combust, and died. Both are sent up to the gates of Heaven and put in front of God.
God says, "For either of you to get into heaven, you must tell me something about you that qualifies you to enter the gates."
Dolly steps up first saying, "Well God, I have these enormous breasts the world has appreciated throughout my career."
God retorts with, "I'm sorry, but that does not allow you to enter."
Princess Diana comes up to God and says, "Well God, at least once a day I would douche my vagina."
God responds, "Very well Diana, you may enter into heaven."
Stunned, Dolly asks, "Why was she allowed to enter for douching once a day and my breasts don't allow me to enter Heaven?"
God responds, "Come on Dolly, everyone knows a royal flush beats a great pair."More Jokes about Dolly Parton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity". The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in". Dolly is outraged and asked,"What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"? "Sorry, Dolly says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are".
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