Jack Benny

Jack Benny

American actor and comedian
I'm happy to be making my first appearance on air professionally. By that I mean I'm finally getting paid, which I know will be a great relief to my creditors.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.More Jack Benny quotes [07/10/2011 05:07:10]

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