Jack Benny

Jack Benny

American actor and comedian
I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.More Jack Benny quotes [07/10/2011 05:07:03]
Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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