Jack Benny

Jack Benny

American actor and comedian
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.More Jack Benny quotes [07/10/2011 05:07:16]
Modesty is my best quality.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm happy to be making my first appearance on air professionally. By that I mean I'm finally getting paid, which I know will be a great relief to my creditors.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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