Jack Benny

Jack Benny

American actor and comedian
When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Modesty is my best qualityMore Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if I leave the table and give the waiter a nickel tip, which was a laugh years ago. Today I must maneuver it so that somehow I get the waiter to give me a nickel tip.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.More Jack Benny quotes [07/10/2011 05:07:54]
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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