Jack Benny

Jack Benny

American actor and comedian
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.More Jack Benny quotes [07/10/2011 05:07:39]
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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