Jack Benny

Jack Benny

American actor and comedian
I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.More Jack Benny quotes [07/10/2011 05:07:10]
No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.More Jack Benny quotes [07/10/2011 05:07:49]
The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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