Jack Benny

Jack Benny

American actor and comedian
Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration, ridicule, ignorance, surprise, the pun, and finally, the comic situation.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if I leave the table and give the waiter a nickel tip, which was a laugh years ago. Today I must maneuver it so that somehow I get the waiter to give me a nickel tip.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Gags die, humor doesn't.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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