Jack Benny

Jack Benny

American actor and comedian
Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me except that I have a slight stomach pain. Wait till I get my hospital bill! Then I'll really have a pain the stomach!More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Bill Paley is not only the greatest boss I ever had, but he's the most brilliant, honest and warm human being I've ever met. And I'll say that to his face - even if it costs me my job.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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