Jack Benny

Jack Benny

American actor and comedian
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.More Jack Benny quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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