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Wilson Mizner

was an American playwright, raconteur, and entrepreneur
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.More Wilson Mizner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
God help those who do not help themselves.More Wilson Mizner quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:33]
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.More Wilson Mizner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.More Wilson Mizner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.More Wilson Mizner quotes [10/12/2011 12:10:35]

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