Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The term 'working mother' is redundant.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:41]
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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Eugeny Antonuk Not every sound in unison indicates the right note. [09/14/2018 04:09:50] More


Eugeny Antonuk If he decided for himself not to listen to someone else's opinion, is it worth giving out advice? [09/06/2018 02:09:39] More


Author Unknown In life, one has to reckon with fools, as well as on the battlefield with the enemy, who has numerical superiority on his side. [09/06/2018 02:09:07] More


Vladimir Tokarev Any idea stands on some foundation [09/16/2018 10:09:00] More