Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
I have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe in and out with your husband (I had my baby when they gave you a shot in the hip and you didn't wake up until the kid was ready to start school), and not enough time given to how to mother after the baby is born.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Never have more children than you have car windows.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:47]
Housework can kill you if done right.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I didn't fear old age. I was just becoming increasingly aware of the fact that the only people who said old age was beautiful were usually twenty-three years old.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
No One Diets on Thanksgiving.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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