Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other..More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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