Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:15]
If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break in to the Ohio penitentiary.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I see children as kites. You spend a lifetime trying to get them off the ground. You run with them until you're both breathless. They crash . . . you add a longer tail . . . you patch and comfort, adjust and teach. You watch them lifted by the wind and assure them that someday they'll fly.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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