Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:52]
Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:21]

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