Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:52]
There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.' Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there. These are great dreams, but they never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, 'How good or how bad am I?' That's where courage comes in.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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