Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:09]
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:41]
He who laughs.....lasts.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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