Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:14]
I learned the importance of a man's chair early in life. I learned that he may love several wives, embrace several cars, be true to more than one political philosophy, and be equally committed to several careers, but he will have only one comfortable chair in his life. I learned it will be an ugly chair. It will match nothing in the entire house. It will never wear out.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
God created man, but I could do better.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:46]
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:58]
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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