Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Myths that need clarification: "Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach." False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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