Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:16]
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:32]
With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:27]
I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, “Never mind! I'll do it myself.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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