Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
My mother phones daily to ask, "Did you just try to reach me?" When I reply no, she adds, "So, if you're not too busy, call me while I'm still alive," . . . and hangs up.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:02]
Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.More Erma Bombeck quotes [07/09/2011 05:07:34]
Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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