Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

American yumoristka
For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Housework can kill you if done right.More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night ...More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Do I have to use my own money?More Erma Bombeck quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

Walt Whitman Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man. Not in him but off from him things are grotesque or eccentric or fail of their sanity. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Will Ferrell Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Max Brooks Of all the weapons discussed in this book, nothing is more important than your primary firearm. Keep it cleaned, keep it oiled, keep it loaded, keep it close. With a cool head, steady hand, and plenty of ammunition, one human is more than a match for an army of zombies. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Bob Dole I don't know how many people run for vice president and president and lose both. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More


Jesse Livermore It takes a man a long time to learn all the lessons of all his mistakes. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More