Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin

the leader of the Soviet Union from the mid-1920s until his death in 1953
The art of leadership is a serious matter. One must not lag behind a movement, because to do so is to become isolated from the masses. But one must not rush ahead, for to rush ahead is to lose contact with the masses. He who wished to lead a movement must conduct a fight on two fronts--against those who lag behind and those who rush ahead.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.More Joseph Stalin quotes [02/10/2012 08:02:48]
I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this - who will count the votes, and how.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the ropeMore Joseph Stalin quotes [02/09/2012 05:02:14]
Great Britain provided time; the United States provided money and Soviet Russia provided blood.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Because Stalin was stallin'More Jokes about Joseph Stalin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
* A Russian, an American, and a Chinese person are walking down a path. Suddenly, they come to a fork in the road. One path has the sign "Capitalism," and it's brightly lit and beautiful. The other is labeled "Socialism," and it's dark and frightening. The American chooses first, marching confidently down the brightly lit path. The Russian is next. Determined, he starts to go down the dark path, but then turns back halfway and runs toward the bright path. The Chinese person is last. After thinking a moment, he chooses the bright path - but first he changes the signs.



* Stalin, on his deathbed, is talking with his successor-to-be, Khrushchev. Stalin, with his dying breath, says "But what if the people won't go with you, comrade?" Khrushchev replies, "Don't worry! If they don't go with *me*, I'll make sure that they're going with *you*."



* An American and a Russian are waiting for their friend, a Chinese guy. The Chinese guy finally arrives twenty minutes late. "Sorry," he says, "I was standing in line to buy some sausage." The American says, "What's a line?" and the Russian says, "What's a sausage?"More Jokes about Joseph Stalin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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