Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin

the leader of the Soviet Union from the mid-1920s until his death in 1953
Personel selection is decisive. People are our most valuable capital.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?More Joseph Stalin quotes [02/09/2012 05:02:58]
The train breaks down. Lenin tries to rally the workers to work together and get the train running again. When that fails, Stalin lines up all the workers and shoots them. When that doesn't help, Khrushchev tries to reform the workers back to life. When that also fails, Brezhnev pulls down all the curtains in the rail car and says "let's just pretend the train is moving."

After sitting in the dark for a while, Gorbachev breaks the silence and says "Hey, any of you guys wanna pick up some McDonalds?"More Jokes about Joseph Stalin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev and Brezhnev are all travelling together in a railway carriage.

Unexpectedly, the train stops. Lenin suggests: "Perhaps we should call a subbotnik, so that workers and peasants fix the problem."

Stalin puts his head out of the window and shouts, "If the train does not start moving, the driver will be executed!"

But the train doesn't start moving.

Khrushchev then shouts, "Let's take the rails behind the train and use them to construct the tracks in the front."

But it still doesn't move. Brezhnev then says, "Comrades, comrades, let's draw the curtains, turn on the gramophone and pretend we're moving!"More News / Politics Jokes about Joseph Stalin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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