Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin

the leader of the Soviet Union from the mid-1920s until his death in 1953
At this point the question of Ukraine is the most important. The situation in Ukraine is very bad. If we don't take steps now to improve the situation, we may lose Ukraine. The objective should be to transform Ukraine , in the shortest period of time, into a real fortress of the U.S.S.R.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this - who will count the votes, and how.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The way to handle people is to treat them like chickens. Take away everything they have by plucking all their feathers and then throw them a few bread crumbs. They will then follow you forever.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Quanity has it's own quality.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
- Oh no, The Collective Farm policy was a terrible struggle... Ten million (he said holding up his hands). It was fearful. Four years it lasted. It was absolutely necessary.More Joseph Stalin quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A veloci-rapper.

What about Stalin?

A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.More Jokes about Joseph Stalin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
After Stalin’s death, the Soviet nation decided to get rid of him once and for all and bury him as far away as possible. They set up a special commission.
The commission turned to the British government with the request that they make available a plot in a British cemetery.
“Well,” replies the British government, ”we do already have Karl Marx in England . . . Two such great masters in the one cemetery . . . That would be overdoing it a bit. . .”
So they tried the Germans.
”Well, we would bury him here,’ reply the Germans, ‘but Hitler is already buried here. Two such great enemies in the one country . . .”
Suddenly there arrived a telegram from Tel Aviv: ”In view of the fact that Stalin did not block the creation of the state of Israel, we agree to bury him here.”
”No way,” said the members of the commission in sudden panic. ”No way. After all they had a resurrection there . . .'”More Jokes about Joseph Stalin [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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Jonathan Swift If a man would register all his opinions upon love, politics, religion, learning etc., beginning from his youth, and so go to old age, what a bundle of inconsistencies and contradictions would appear at last. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More