Fred Allen

Fred Allen

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.More Fred Allen quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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