Fred Allen

Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.More Fred Allen quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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