Fred Allen

Fred Allen

English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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