Fred Allen

Fred Allen

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-fourMore Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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