Fred Allen

Fred Allen

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be done.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.More Fred Allen quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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Until being laid off for a while,
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