Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler

Head of the German fascist state since 1933
The Jew almost never marries a Christian woman; it is the Christian who marries a Jewess.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Church has realized that anything and everything can be built up on a document of that sort, no matter how contradictory or irreconcilable with it. The faithful will swallow it whole, so long as logical reasoning is never allowed to be brought to bear on it.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell - and hell heaven. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Propaganda tries to force a doctrine on the whole people; the [party] organization embraces within its scope only those who do not threaten on psychological grounds to become a brake on the further dissemination of ideas.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One day St. Peter visited Hell to make certain that the sinners were being adequately punished. During his tour he noticed that Hitler was standing in feces up to his chin. Surprisingly, the Fuhrer was smiling.
"I don't understand," sasid St. Peter. "How can you smile when you'll be spending all of eternity in excrement?"
Hitler replied, "I'm smiling because I'm standing on Mussolini's shoulders."More Other / Misc Jokes about Adolf Hitler [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
A worker calls out to Hitler:

"Sir, we are mining too many useless Ores"

[Hitler rubs his chin, contemplating]

"So mine less"

[Grammar Nazi chimes in, from above]


[Hitler looks up]

"Yes?"More Jokes about Adolf Hitler [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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