Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler

Head of the German fascist state since 1933
Strength lies not in defence but in attack.More Adolf Hitler quotes [08/27/2011 05:08:15]
“The greatness of every mighty organization embodying an idea in this world lies in the religious fanaticism and intolerance with which, fanatically convinced of its own right, it intolerantly imposes its will against all others”More Adolf Hitler quotes [08/07/2006 12:08:00]
I am beginning with the young. We older ones are used up. Yes, we are old already. We are rotten to the marrow. We have no unrestrained instincts left. We are cowardly and sentimental. We are bearing the burden of a humiliating past, and have in our blood the dull recollection of serfdom and servility. But my magnificent youngsters! Are there finer ones anywhere in the world? Look at these young men and boys! What material! With them, I can make a new world.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
...a man does not die for business, but for ideals.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
By rejecting the authority of the individual and replacing it by the numbers of some momentary mob, the parliamentary principle of majority rule sins against the basic aristocratic principle of Nature...More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A college professor at a small college had just invented time-travel. He knew he couldn't trust just anyone with this secret, so he chose to tell only his best student; an african-american student named Mark. When the professor told him, Mark was shocked!

"So what do you plan to do with you time-machine?" Mark asked.

"I'm going to kill Hitler when he was a child" The professor responded.

Mark was both appalled and intrigued, so he asked the professor if he could tag along. The professor thought that was a splendid idea, so he booted up the time-machine and waited for Mark to join him.

A few seconds later they had arrived in a room with a person lying in wait to take the shot. He seemed unwilling to do so, for some reason. The professor walked up to the man and whispered uplifting words in his ear.

Mark could hear him take the shot.

Suddenly he realised that this wasn't Austria in the late 1800s. This was in Dallas, early 1960. The person he had who'd been shot wasn't Hitler, it was JFK. Mark broke down and cried, and when he looked up the professor and his time-machine was gone.

On that day, the professor had left a black Mark in history.More Jokes about Adolf Hitler [01/02/2018 12:01:02] walks into a bar and sees Hitler there.
He goes up to Hitler and asks "So how many people have you killed?"

Hitler says "I have killed 6 million Jews and 2 clowns "

The man replies "Why did you kill 2 clowns?"

Hitler replies "See nobody cares about the Jews"More Jokes about Adolf Hitler [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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