We are all proud that through God's powerful aid, we have become once more true GermansMore Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If we consider how greatly he has sinned against the masses in the course of the centuries, how he has squeezed and sucked the blood again and again; if furthermore, we consider how the people gradually learned to hate him for this, and ended up by regarding his existence as nothing but punishment of Heaven for the other peoples, we can understand how hard this shift must be for the Jew.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Nationalist Socialist Germany wants peace because of its fundamental convictions. And it wants peace also owing to the realization of the simple primitive fact that no war would be likely essentially to alter the distress in Europe. The principal effect of every war is to destroy the flower of the nation. Germany needs peace and desires peace!More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
May therefore God give us the strength to continue to do our duty and with this prayer we bow in homage before our dead heroes, before those whom they have left behind in bereavement, and before all the other victims of this war.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The state is a means to an end. Its end lies in the preservation and advancement of a community of physically and psychically homogenous creatures.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One day St. Peter visited Hell to make certain that the sinners were being adequately punished. During his tour he noticed that Hitler was standing in feces up to his chin. Surprisingly, the Fuhrer was smiling.
"I don't understand," sasid St. Peter. "How can you smile when you'll be spending all of eternity in excrement?"
Hitler replied, "I'm smiling because I'm standing on Mussolini's shoulders."More Other / Misc Jokes about Adolf Hitler [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
My army platoon was training a decade ago when this happened, I still laugh about it today. I'll not use names, just ranks.
We had just finished a mission and field maintenance and had about an hour of down-time before our next briefing, so the whole platoon was in a tent sitting on cots in a circle just bullshitting. One of the sergeants, a particularly vulgar guy, starts telling some nasty and offensive jokes which starts the whole platoon off on a spree of similar jokes. We had a Lieutenant, my LT, who was not a fan of these kinds of jokes and was getting aggravated as each joke began to get more and more vulgar. Every joke we knew from blonde to women to racist to dead baby jokes and he would openly display his dislike for these jokes with comments like, "that's not funny," or, "that's just wrong." Eventually, he had hit his limit right after a PFC told a holocaust joke, saying, "why did Hitler really kill himself?" One of the other sergeants asked, "why?" The private responded with, "because of the gas bill." At this point, the LT was very disturbed and stated, "do you know how horrible that is? Millions of people died in camps and you are laughing about being gassed?" One of the other privates who hadn't done much talking immediately says to the LT, "yeah sir, my grandfather died in a concentration camp." Everyone kind of gets quiet because we weren't sure really what to say, the LT looks at him and puts a hand on his shoulder and says, "I'm so terribly sorry for how insensitive everyone was being towards you, I sincerely apologize for the whole platoon." Without missing a beat in an amazingly deadpan poker face, the private looks at my LT and says, "the drunk bastard fell out of a guardtower." The entire platoon was falling out of cots, rolling on the floor laughing to the point of crying at that magnificent set-up. The LT just stands up, says "watch my cot," and walks out of the tent. The laughter must have continued for about 5 minutes.
The LT eventually came around and understood, he's going to be around soldiers and these jokes will be told. I'm sure the "drunk bastard" line for that joke has been used, but in that situation, it was absolutely hilarious.More Jokes about Adolf Hitler [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
There has never been a communism that worked. They were all dictatorships or oligarchies, every single one. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
Unscrew the locks from the doors ! Unscrew the doors themselves from their jambs ! [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
Soup is never eaten as hot as it is cooked. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
The dead don't desire revenge, but the happiness of the livng. To dirty your small hands would bring joy to no one. -Kenshin to Eiji [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
And she would say, "Today you believe in God?" And he would say, "Today I believe in love". [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More