Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler

Head of the German fascist state since 1933
The National Socialist Movement, which aims at establishing the National Socialist People's State, must always bear steadfastly in mind the principle that every future institution under that State must be rooted in the movement itself.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Democracy, the deceitful theory that the Jew would insinuate - namely, that theory that all men are created equal.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
But if out of smugness, or even cowardice, this battle is not fought to its end, then take a look at the peoples five hundred years from now. I think you will find but few images of God, unless you want to profane the Almighty.More Adolf Hitler quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker.More Adolf Hitler quotes [08/27/2011 05:08:11]
“I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator”More Adolf Hitler quotes [08/07/2006 12:08:00]
its me hitler and i have to poop, end of joke.jpgMore Jokes about Adolf Hitler [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. As he is sitting there he catches sight of the guy sitting next to him and notices the man looks exactly like Adolf Hitler. The man ignores this at first and quietly drinks his beer.

After some time his curiosity gets the better of him, so he turns to the man and says, "Has anyone ever told you that you look just like Hitler?"

To the guy's surprise, the man turns right to him and says in a thick German accent, "That is because I am Hitler."

The guy just laughs this off and takes another drink, but the stranger keeps his serious expression and says, "It is true, I am Hitler. The allies thought I killed myself, but I escaped and moved here to lie low."

The guy is understandably stunned, so putting his drink down he asks Hitler, "If it's true, and you're Hitler, then you're the most hated man alive--you killed six million Jews!"

"Well yes," says Hitler, "but nobody cares about the Jews anyway."

They argue for a while after that about whether anyone cares about the Jews, before Hitler finally says, "Tell you what. I'll prove to you right now that no one cares about the Jews. I will go around the world right now, round up six million more Jews, and kill every single one of them. Then I will find one clown, and I will kill him too."

Puzzled, the man asks, "Well what would you kill the clown for?"

Then Hitler points at him and says, "See? You didn't care about the Jews either!"More Jokes about Adolf Hitler [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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