Colonel: We've had reports that there's a spy in the Ministry of Defense. The contents of this room are VITAL to the country. Be on special alert.
Fat Bastard: Yes Sir.
Colonel: And, uh, try to lose some weight, for God's sake.
Fat Bastard: Yes Sir.
[Under his breath]
Fat Bastard: Mister English Colonel tellin' me to lose weight. 'Oh, I'm a hard case' he says.
[louder]
Fat Bastard: Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner. More Sandy Gallin
There was good chemistry between us and I think we formed a good partnership together, with her being the gutsy, working woman and me being the sort of guy who stays at home mending watches and evolving into another level of man, as it were. More Sean Bean
Come fly with me, come fly, come fly away ... More John Travolta
They made his exterior very simple so you can see the evil inside More Ralph Fiennes
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. More William Dean Howells
Courage is knowing what not to fear. More unknown unknown
Good council has no price. More Giuseppe Mazzini
Never take counsel of your fears. More Andrew Jackson
Princess Fiona: Well, when one lives alone, one has to learns these things in case there's...
[points]
Princess Fiona: THERE'S AN ARROW IN YOUR BUTT.
Shrek: What?
[looks at arrow]
Shrek: Oh, would you look at that. More Cartoons; Shrek [2001] Cartoons; Shrek [2001]
Old friendships are like meats served up repeatedly, cold, comfortless, and distasteful. The stomach turns against them. More William Hazlitt
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. More Donald Laird
Cady: [after humiliating Regina] Wait Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen!
Regina: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!
Cady: Wait Regina, just listen!
Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c... More Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]
Man seeks to escape himself in myth, and does so by any means at his disposal. Drugs, alcohol, or lies. Unable to withdraw into himself, he disguises himself. Lies and inaccuracy give him a few moments of comfort. More Jean Cocteau
There are so many things about playing football that seem to me uniquely American. Anybody can succeed, anybody can play, but you've got to work hard to do it. More Dean Cain
I am a babe for a living. More Gabrielle Reece
Pope: Keep the change. Buy a smaller shirt. Show off them titties. More Movie: Black Days [2005] Movie: Black Days [2005]
Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes is what is called experience. More Denis E. Waitley
Nora: Wait a minute, we get naked with each other and touch each other and you get inside of me and you can't tell me how much rent you pay. Your landlord knows, you're not even fucking him. More Sandy Gallin
Even the worse of jobs has their pleasures, if I were a grave digger or a hangmen, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment. More Douglas William Jerrold