Iosef Emets

Iosef Emets

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!More Iosef Emets quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:57]
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.More Iosef Emets quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:22]
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.More Iosef Emets quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:43]
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.More Iosef Emets quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:52]
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!More Iosef Emets quotes [07/10/2011 04:07:55]

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