'These boat people,' says the government of Hong Kong, 'they all want to go to America.' Well, I swear I don't know why, do you? I mean, take Vietnam. Why would any Vietnamese come to America after what American did to Vietnam? Don't they remember My Lai, napalm, Sylvester Stallone?More Linda Ellerbee quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Just because it's a rat race doesn't mean it's okay to be a rat.More Linda Ellerbee quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something.More Linda Ellerbee quotes [09/10/2011 04:09:06]
The new national campfire - radio.More Linda Ellerbee quotes [09/10/2011 04:09:53]
I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness. In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.More Linda Ellerbee quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A woman is like a gas: she quickly fills the entire volume provided to her. [03/22/2023 08:03:52]
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A woman should be like ice cream - white, sweet and melt in your hands, and a man should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you fall asleep. [03/16/2023 04:03:27]
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Masochists always hope for change because they always blame themselves for everything. [03/23/2023 01:03:35]
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If you want to ruin your relationship with life, complain about it. [03/29/2023 05:03:05]
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The louder a dog barks, the less likely it is to bite. It's the same with politicians. [03/04/2023 12:03:45]
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