Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved. More Immanuil Kant
I mean, look how many musicians have come through and played beside me, and I'm workin' and they're not. More Luther Allison
What I really wanted was to travel and see all the different animals that were on the verge of extinction. More Leonardo DiCaprio
Success in the majority of circumstances depends on knowing how long it takes to succeed. More Charles de Montesquieu
Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
[pause]
Storm: The same thing that happens to everything else. More Movie: X-Men [2000] Movie: X-Men [2000]
Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG! More Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]
I found that the men and women who got to the top were those who did the jobs they had in hand, with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm and hard work. More Harry Truman
Right now, I'm very fortunate I'm making my living being a professional, and everything else that has happened in my career. But one day it's going to be all taken away, and I'm still going to play tennis because I love it. More Monica Seles
It's not a disease. It's not contagious. They should understand that it's a story of pure love. They don't have to be a hero. They don't have to be brave like us. I guess a little bit of maturity is being asked for because society has been immature in the past. That's about it. More Heath Ledger
When one by one our ties are torn, and friend from friend is snatched forlorn; When man is left alone to mourn, oh! then how sweet it is to die! More Anna Letitia Barbauld
Gallagher: Well, thats about it. I hate this planet. I really miss Earth. I really miss a lot of things. I... I 'm gonna miss you.
[pause]
Gallagher: Aren't you gonna say anything?.
[he stops for a second]
Gallagher: I shoulda kissed you.
Commander Kate Bowman: Yeah, you shoulda kissed me.
Lucille: Com Frequency lost, Commander
Gallagher: Bye... More Sandy Gallin
I have a terrific marriage, but unlike a lot of relationships where they ebb and flow, no matter what happens you fall deeper and deeper in love every day. It's kind of the best thing that can happen to you. It's thrilling. More Hugh Jackman
The greatest friend of truth is Time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion is Humility. More Charles Caleb Colton
Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski: Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody. More Sandy Gallin
A creditor is worse than a slave-owner; for the master owns only your person, but a creditor owns your dignity, and can command it. More Victor Hugo
Any fact that needs to be disclosed should be put out now or as quickly as possible, because otherwise the bleeding will not end. More Henry Kissinger
Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it. More Cindy Crawford
I like to watch those but I also like to watch humanistic films and films that are dealing with something important. More Aaron Eckhart