Bruce Bruce

Bruce Bruce

I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it.More Bruce Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that.More Bruce Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Being a bigger person, whether you're male or female, in entertainment, it can hurt your chances. Because people look to you to be a so-called superstar. Perfect body, perfect figure, good looking, and smart. And larger people, we have to fit in anywhere we can and the best way we can, so to speak. The way the world looks at you at being perfect, and nobody's perfect.More Bruce Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.More Bruce Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't believe in "average people" doing anything [about the climate]. People outght to support mitigation and adaptation within their own line of work, no matter how un-average that is. I mean: if you're a butcher, baker, ballerina, banker, or a plumber, envision yourself as the post-fossil-fuel version of yourself, and get right after itMore Bruce Bruce quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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