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I had given up the acting to be a schoolteacher, but I just couldn't handle it, it was too much pressure. I couldn't handle the bureaucracy. More Dominic Chianese
Linus Caldwell: Um, alright, let's go over the list again. Ah, Swinging Priest?
Basher Tarr: Not enough people.
Linus Caldwell: Crazy Larry?
Turk Malloy: Not enough people.
Linus Caldwell: Soft Shoulder?
Basher Tarr: Not enough people.
Linus Caldwell: Baker's Dozen?
Basher Tarr: No woman
[pause]
Basher Tarr: and not enough people.
Turk Malloy: Hell in a Handbasket?
Linus Caldwell: [sigh] We can't train a cat that quickly
[pause]
Linus Caldwell: and...
Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr, Turk Malloy: Not enough people. More Sandy Gallin
Jeremy: These are the footnotes for my nineteenth book. This is my standard procedure for doing it. And while I compose it, I'm also reviewing it!
John: ...Were your notices good?
Jeremy: It's my policy never to read my reviews. More Movie: Yellow Submarine [1968] Movie: Yellow Submarine [1968]
I tell you what I found is because you're right; I have had a chance to work with great actresses black and white. More Blair Underwood
I've always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to make something of myself. More Eddie Murphy
I'm 25, so I've already gone through what my character Ged goes through, though it's on a general scale because I haven't studied at a wizard's school. More Shawn Ashmore
A tragic situation exists precisely when virtue does not triumph but when it is still felt that man is nobler than the forces which destroy him. More George Orwell
We do not rejoice in victories. We rejoice when a new kind of cotton is grown and when strawberries bloom in Israel. More Golda Meir
The best theology is rather a divine life than a divine knowledge. More Jeremy Taylor
I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. More Johnny Depp
A candidate could easily commit political suicide if he were to come up with an unconventional thought during a presidential tour. More E(lwyn) B(rooks) White
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity. More Lazarus Long
The real security of Christianity is to be found in its benevolent morality, in its exquisite adaptation to the human heart, in the facility with which its scheme accommodates itself to the capacity of every human intellect, in the consolation which it bears to the house of mourning, in the light with which it brightens the great mystery of the grave. More Thomas B. Macaulay
Dinky Bossetti: [discussing her adoptive mother] She told everyone she thought she had Rosemary's baby. She had a thing about that movie. More Sandy Gallin
Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation. It is better be alone than in bad company. More Washington George
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences. More Robert Louis Stevenson
All my life, I have been taught to take the high road, and never to dignify salacious or false accusations. And I have been taught never, never to lie. Not only do I never lie, I never respond to lies, no matter how vicious, no matter how hurtful. More Paula Abdul
You see, I can't say it in English... More Carmen Kass
Barney: I wanted to thank you for only giving me the clap. These days it's refreshing to meet a girl with curable diseases. More Sandy Gallin
Claire Cleary: Honey, everyone gets vulnerable sometimes.
Sack Lodge: Well, can you get me some 7Up, because I think I'm about to get vulnerable again! More Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]

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