Phil Hartman

Phil Hartman

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.More Phil Hartman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.More Phil Hartman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.More Phil Hartman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's been five years worth of planning and negotiating to bring this to a reality.More Phil Hartman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I found the writing arena to be much less competitive.More Phil Hartman quotes [08/12/2011 07:08:02]

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