Jimmy Durante

Jimmy Durante

Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed!More Jimmy Durante quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.More Jimmy Durante quotes [09/23/2011 11:09:33]
Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone!More Jimmy Durante quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.More Jimmy Durante quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.More Jimmy Durante quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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