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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. More Thomas Jefferson
Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three. More Washington Irving
Keep our Empire undismembered guide our Forces by Thy Hand, gallant blacks from far Jamaica, Honduras and Togoland; protect them Lord in all their fights, and even more, protect the whites. More John Betjeman
Sorry, Buddy. We've already got three. More Dean Martin
Meek wifehood is no part of my profession; I am your friend, but never your possession. More Vera Brittain
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. More Fay Weldon
The great mass of women throughout history have been confined to the cultural level of animal life in providing the male with sexual outlet and exercising the animal functions of reproduction and care of the young. More Kate Millet
Language is a part of our organism and no less complicated than it. More Ludwig Wittgenstein
I have protracted my work till most of those whom I wished to please have sunk into the grave, and success and miscarriage are empty sounds: I therefore dismiss it with frigid tranquillity, having little to fear or hope from censure or from praise. More Samuel Johnson
John Beckwith: Rule No.5: 'You're an idiot' More Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]
I worked with a wild leopard, who bit me. But I kept on working with him, because I have a wild side. I think I was an animal in a previous life. More Bai Ling
I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved. More Soren Kierkegaard
In most modern instances, interpretation amounts to the philistine refusal to leave the work of art alone. Real art has the capacity to make us nervous. By reducing the work of art to its content and then interpreting that, one tames the work of art. Interpretation makes art manageable, conformable. More Susan Sontag
What do you want to get done? In what order of importance? Over what period of time? What is the time available? What is the best strategy for application of time to projects for the most effective results? More Ted W. Engstrom
I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry. More Esai Morales
God pardons like a mother, who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. More Henry Ward Beecher
I'm not qualified to do anything else. So there better be another job. I'm kind of stuck now. I'm enjoying my life and I'm enjoying my work, and I'm enjoying the fact that the work I'm doing is garnering some interest and that's great. I just hope that it continues. More Alfred Molina
There is always time to add a word, never to withdraw one. More Baltasar Gracian
Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' FZ: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?' More Frank Zappa
Caped Boy: Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
[He chuckles, and there is an awkward silence at the table]
Caped Boy: Anyone? Alexa!
[Alexa gives him a withering glare]
Caped Boy: Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me.
Alexa: In your dreams, douche-bag!
Caped Boy: Douche-bags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment. Thank you.
[Keith walks off]
Alexa: Ewww! More Sandy Gallin

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