Alan Ayckbourn

Alan Ayckbourn

English writer and artistic director of Theatre Stephen Joseph Scarborough 1970.
A gentleman ... sleeps at his work. That's what work's for. Why do you think they have the SILENCE notices in the library? So as not to disturb me in my little nook behind the biography shelves.More Alan Ayckbourn quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.More Alan Ayckbourn quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle. You don't have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.More Alan Ayckbourn quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think of a plot, I think of an idea, and then I wonder, How can I get that onto the stage? . . . Whatever devices you use should always be there to serve the theme. If the theme has been overtaken by the device, then something's wrong.More Alan Ayckbourn quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.More Alan Ayckbourn quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]

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