Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper

English comedian
Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'More Tommy Cooper quotes [10/04/2011 11:10:36]
Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it'More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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