Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper

English comedian
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.More Tommy Cooper quotes [10/04/2011 11:10:11]
I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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