Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper

English comedian
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'More Tommy Cooper quotes [10/04/2011 11:10:41]
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'More Tommy Cooper quotes [10/04/2011 11:10:45]
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sureMore Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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