Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper

English comedian
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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