Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper

English comedian
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My chips are too hot.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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