Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper

English comedian
A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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