Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper

English comedian
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sureMore Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

Eugeny Antonuk Obviously, prosthesis is needed for a limb, but at first the body tries to use prostheses as living legs. "It will suit almost everyone", while the new idea always turns out to be in the minority. [09/01/2018 11:09:53] More


Anatoly Yurkin If there are no other reasons, then digital capital motivates to move away from losses, inaction and error-free. [09/13/2018 12:09:40] More


Anatoly Yurkin Better money solipsism as the culmination of digital selfishness than any form of procrastination brought into virtual reality. [09/15/2018 12:09:17] More


Eugeny Antonuk And there is no choice but the price of bread. [09/01/2018 10:09:31] More


Dylan Moran At least Iím not American fat, Iím interesting European delicatessen fat! [09/07/2018 02:09:31] More