Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper

English comedian
And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this my livelihood.'More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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