Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper

English comedian
So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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