Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper

English comedian
Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it'More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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