Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper

English comedian
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds later they come alight again, well the other day there was a fire at the factory that makes them.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.More Tommy Cooper quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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