Chris Farley

American actor and comedian

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I live in a van, down by the river!More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I called James. He's a customer, one of our best customers actually. And I said, 'What about doing a 5K to benefit the people down there?' and he was all over it. He went to LSU. He is the draw of the race. He was on CNN [on Thursday] morning talking about the race. Everybody's been behind the cause.More Chris Farley quotes [04/19/2006 12:04:00]

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Quotes of the month

The birth is the exit from the mother. Death is the exit from yourself.

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Science fiction writer believes in the reality of our world. [03/15/2019 09:03:44] More

The wind in your head is the storm in your life

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The quality, service and value of the product are behind a closed door, the handle of which and other door accessories belong to the branding specialist. [02/26/2019 03:02:30] More

The relationship between the sexes is business - a man wants sex, a woman needs love. [03/10/2019 12:03:04] More