Chris Farley
American actor and comedianThe point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He faces some serious jail time.More Chris Farley quotes [04/19/2006 12:04:00]
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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The rat was merely trying to sleep. Believe me, pup, if I had wanted to kill you we wouldn’t be having this conversation,” said Ripred. [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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The successful truck gardener can never go out to dinner in the summer or spend a week end away, because his conscience tells him he has to be at home eating up his corn or packaging his beans for the freezer. [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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As the pearl ripens in the obscurity of its shell, so ripens in the tomb all the fame that is truly precious. [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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I've never once in my life known a person who was successful who didn't have a big ego. Ego's not a bad thing. [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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A dynamic struggle goes on within a person between what he or she consciously thinks on the one hand and, on the other, some insight, some perspective that is struggling to be born. [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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