Chris Farley

American actor and comedian

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....More Chris Farley quotes [04/19/2006 12:04:00]

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Everybody understands that something has got to be done about this, ... I knew I had to do something.More Chris Farley quotes [04/19/2006 12:04:00]

Quotes of the month

The happiest marriage is to find your soul mate in yourself. [01/12/2019 09:01:54] More

The sun is not portable, and people are weary of the sun. [01/15/2019 12:01:36] More

The beautiful appearance - the ability to rule the desires of others. [01/15/2019 05:01:43] More

And if life is compared with the day, then wisdom is drawn, to whom, like God, he puts his soul, and time is one for all - 24 hours. Truth does not want to remember, but a lie is an illusion. And why are we not so collected and constantly in a hurry, because we are putting off an unpleasant moment. [12/27/2018 04:12:27] More

Women love to have sex for love, but men get laid with those who let it do. [01/14/2019 09:01:41] More