People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

His records did better after he got out of jail then they did before he went to jail. It helped his career.More Chris Farley quotes [04/19/2006 12:04:00]

First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.More Chris Farley quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]