Building a more compassionate society is going to be a bilateral exercise between individuals and the brands that represent their aspirations, their values and their truths. People make brands. If people are compassionate, brands will be compassionate in return.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I'm an incredibly lucky girl. For someone who has made some very foolish mistakes and had some tough lessons to learn very quickly, I am still incredibly lucky.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I mean, there was a portion, of course, that I think, when I look back now, that there was a portion of what attracted me must have been the awe of him being a powerful man in this environment, not to take away from who he is as a real person.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Anyone who is suffering from shame and public humiliation needs to know one thing: You can survive it...you can insist on a different ending to your story. Have compassion for yourself. We all deserve compassion, and to live both online and off in a more compassionate world.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Hands over to the clerk a blue dress.

The clerk looks aghast and asks, "Is this _that_ dress?"

"Yup," Lewinsky nods.

"Buuuutttt, after all these years.... why now?"

Lewinsky shrugs, "he likes it when I wear that dress."More Jokes about Monica Lewinsky [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

Satan is already waiting for him.

'Well, I don't know what to do. See, you're on my list, but I have no free rooms for you. But you, you definitely have to stay in hell, so I'll have to find a solution. There are a few people here who aren't as bad as you are... I guess I'll let one go and you'll take their place. However, you can choose whose place you want to take.

'Oh, that sounds okay I guess' says Bush.

Satan leads him to the first room and opens the door. In this room, there's a huge swimming pool. In it, Reagan is drowning. He goes down, then up, then down, then up, and he's gasping for air all the while.

'Oh, no,' says Bush. 'That's not for me, I'm a poor swimmer.'

Satan opens the second door. The room is full of rocks and they see Nixon trying to break up the rocks with a wooden hammer.

'Nah, I have problems with my shoulders and my back, that'd be such a painful thing to do day after day.'

So Satan opens the third door. In the room, they see Clinton lying on the floor, all tied up. Monica Lewinsky is lying on top of Clinton, giving him a blowjob. Bush stares at the scene with a wide smile and says:

'Ah, that I could endure!'

'Alright,' laughs Satan. 'Monica, you're free to go!'More Jokes about Monica Lewinsky [01/02/2018 12:01:02]