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Monica Lewinsky

Mistress President Clinton
In 1995 Monica Lewinsky was a recent college graduate with a position as an intern in the White House. In January of 1998 the news broke that Linda Tripp, a former co-worker, had Monica on tape talking about an illicit affair between Lewinsky and president Bill Clinton. Eventually Lewinsky was granted immunity from prosecution, in exchange for detailed testimony of her liaisons with Clinton, who, in public and under oath, had denied any sexual relationship. When Clinton was forced to admit an "inappropriate relationship," the House of Representatives impeached him. Lewinsky told her side in the 1999 book Monica's Story (written by Andrew Morton) and later started a new career as a handbag designer.In 2003, Lewinsky hosted the TV reality show Mr. Personality... Lewinsky's case is sometimes compared to that of another Washington intern, the late Chandra Levy.Source: answers.com
He ended it. He just said he didn't - he - well, what he said was that he didn't feel it was right, and you know, I mean that's - because he ended it, he'd probably have to be the one to answer that.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [08/01/2011 11:08:46]
He ended it. He just said he didn't - he - well, what he said was that he didn't feel it was right, and you know, I mean that's - because he ended it, he'd probably have to be the one to answer that.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was worried about my mom more than I was worried about the president. And then I was worried about the president, and then I was worried about myself.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He could have made it right with the book. But he hasn't. He is a revisionist of history. He has lied.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [08/01/2011 11:08:40]
Anyone who is suffering from shame and public humiliation needs to know one thing: You can survive it...you can insist on a different ending to your story. Have compassion for yourself. We all deserve compassion, and to live both online and off in a more compassionate world.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hands over to the clerk a blue dress.

The clerk looks aghast and asks, "Is this _that_ dress?"

"Yup," Lewinsky nods.

"Buuuutttt, after all these years.... why now?"

Lewinsky shrugs, "he likes it when I wear that dress."More Jokes about Monica Lewinsky [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda pop machine have in common?? They both say "Insert Bill Here"More Miscellaneous Jokes about Monica Lewinsky [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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