Monica Lewinsky

Monica Lewinsky

Mistress President Clinton
In 1995 Monica Lewinsky was a recent college graduate with a position as an intern in the White House. In January of 1998 the news broke that Linda Tripp, a former co-worker, had Monica on tape talking about an illicit affair between Lewinsky and president Bill Clinton. Eventually Lewinsky was granted immunity from prosecution, in exchange for detailed testimony of her liaisons with Clinton, who, in public and under oath, had denied any sexual relationship. When Clinton was forced to admit an "inappropriate relationship," the House of Representatives impeached him. Lewinsky told her side in the 1999 book Monica's Story (written by Andrew Morton) and later started a new career as a handbag designer.In 2003, Lewinsky hosted the TV reality show Mr. Personality... Lewinsky's case is sometimes compared to that of another Washington intern, the late Chandra Levy.Source: answers.com
I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
So it was sort of an odd time because I had been hired, but my paperwork hadn't gone through. So I worked as an intern during the government shutdown, as an intern, but I already had a job.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [08/01/2011 11:08:52]
I know I will never have an affair with a married man again.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [08/01/2011 11:08:25]
Overnight, I went from being a completely private figure to a publicly humiliated one. I was Patient Zero.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The more shame, the more clicks; the more clicks, the more advertising dollars.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The last meaningful job Hillary had was outsourced to Monica Lewinsky...

...and Monica blew it!More Jokes about Monica Lewinsky [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
In a hotel room, Jim Morrison is in one corner with the rest of his band. In another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Star - all are naked.Monica Lewinsky walks in, drops to her knees in front of Jim Morrison and begins to play the pink oboe. She swallows nicely then starts on his guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player.When she's finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon and begins to do the same to him.At that moment, there's a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through a wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck and shouts:"Oi, you're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"More Music Jokes about Monica Lewinsky [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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