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Monica Lewinsky

Mistress President Clinton
In 1995 Monica Lewinsky was a recent college graduate with a position as an intern in the White House. In January of 1998 the news broke that Linda Tripp, a former co-worker, had Monica on tape talking about an illicit affair between Lewinsky and president Bill Clinton. Eventually Lewinsky was granted immunity from prosecution, in exchange for detailed testimony of her liaisons with Clinton, who, in public and under oath, had denied any sexual relationship. When Clinton was forced to admit an "inappropriate relationship," the House of Representatives impeached him. Lewinsky told her side in the 1999 book Monica's Story (written by Andrew Morton) and later started a new career as a handbag designer.In 2003, Lewinsky hosted the TV reality show Mr. Personality... Lewinsky's case is sometimes compared to that of another Washington intern, the late Chandra Levy.Source: answers.com
At one point, I actually, ironically, thought I might go into criminology and work with the FBI.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When I think of the person that I thought was Bill Clinton, I think he had genuine remorse. When I think of the person that I now see is 100 percent politician, I think he's sorry he got caught.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm an incredibly lucky girl. For someone who has made some very foolish mistakes and had some tough lessons to learn very quickly, I am still incredibly lucky.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [08/01/2011 11:08:17]
The more shame, the more clicks; the more clicks, the more advertising dollars.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I tried to walk a line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely, but I now recognize that I did not fully accomplish this goal and that certain of my responses to questions about Ms. Lewinsky were false.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:

10. Tommy Lee's---------- Camp Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee
7. Kenneth Star's------- Camp Catchacrookee
6. Louis Farakahn's----- Camp Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson's------- Camp Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson's---- Camp Wannabewhitey
3. President Clinton's-----Camp Getahoochie
2. Ellen Degeneras's-------Camp Lickacoochie

And the number one camp not to send your kid to:

1. Monica Lewinsky's---- Camp SuckapeepeeMore Other / Misc Jokes about Monica Lewinsky [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl, and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her.She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, "I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?"He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish but from a wealthy Beverly Hills family. She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, "What is her name?"He answers, "Monica Lewinsky."There is a pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?"More Marriage Jokes about Monica Lewinsky [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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