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Monica Lewinsky

Mistress President Clinton
In 1995 Monica Lewinsky was a recent college graduate with a position as an intern in the White House. In January of 1998 the news broke that Linda Tripp, a former co-worker, had Monica on tape talking about an illicit affair between Lewinsky and president Bill Clinton. Eventually Lewinsky was granted immunity from prosecution, in exchange for detailed testimony of her liaisons with Clinton, who, in public and under oath, had denied any sexual relationship. When Clinton was forced to admit an "inappropriate relationship," the House of Representatives impeached him. Lewinsky told her side in the 1999 book Monica's Story (written by Andrew Morton) and later started a new career as a handbag designer.In 2003, Lewinsky hosted the TV reality show Mr. Personality... Lewinsky's case is sometimes compared to that of another Washington intern, the late Chandra Levy.Source: answers.com
Well, it was actually - I brought the idea of doing a documentary to HBO back in 2000, when there were some press reports sort of were bandied about that there were going to TV movies based on some of the books that were out.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [08/01/2011 11:08:18]
I've been told by the prosecutors and by my own attorneys I should go to law school. I guess I have a knack for it.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [08/01/2011 11:08:23]
But, clearly to me, what I've come to see is that that happened because I didn't have enough feelings of self-worth. So that I didn't feel that... I was worthy of being number one to a man.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [08/01/2011 11:08:29]
He could have made it right with the book. But he hasn't. He is a revisionist of history. He has lied.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [08/01/2011 11:08:40]
Well, for me, really, I think it was I wanted to try and clear up some of the misperceptions that were out there and fill in some of the historical gaps.More Monica Lewinsky quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and behold a genie popped out.

"Greetings, Miss Lewinsky," the genie said. "Since you have released me, I will grant you one wish."

"Well," Monica replied, "I'm going to be on television alot for a while, and I want to look my best. I wish you would get rid of these love handles."

"Your wish is my command," said the genie. A wave of his hands, a puff of smoke...

And her ears promptly fell off. More Jokes about Monica Lewinsky [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
The last time Hilary had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky...

And Monica blew it.More Jokes about Monica Lewinsky [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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