We love death. The U.S. loves life. That is the difference between us two.More Osama bin Laden quotes [07/29/2011 04:07:09]
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This resemblance became clear in the Bush the father's visits to the region. He wound up being impressed by the royal and military regimes and envied them for staying decades in their positions and embezzling the nation's money with no supervision.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
They [the United States] violate our land and occupy it and steal the Muslims' possessions, and when faced by resistance they call it terrorism.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Youths only want one thing, to kill you so they can go to paradise.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama bin Laden made his way to the pearly gates.
There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"More News / Politics Jokes about Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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