Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden

terrorist
Your security is not in the hands of Kerry, Bush or al-Qaida. Your security is in your own hands.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have sworn to only live free. Even if I find bitter the taste of death, I don't want to die humiliated or deceived.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We have repeatedly issued warnings, over a number of years. Following these warnings and these calls, anti-American explosions took place in a number of Islamic countries.More Osama bin Laden quotes [07/29/2011 04:07:59]
We treat them in the same way. Those who kill our women and innocent, we kill their women and innocent, until they refrain.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have been living in the Islamic emirate of Afghanistan and following its leaders' rules. The current leader does not allow me to exercise such operations,More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It was Bin-LadenMore Jokes about Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Three men - a Farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
Biker are all walking together one day.


They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.


The Farmer says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want my land to be forever fertile'
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Biker says,'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar,
smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'

EDIT: removed Australian and replaced it with farmer.More Jokes about Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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Brigitte Bardot Women get more unhappy the more they try to liberate themselves. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More