Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden

All that we have to do is to send two mujahedeen to the furthest point east to raise a piece of cloth on which is written al Qaeda, in order to make generals race there to cause America to suffer human, economic and political losses without their achieving anything of note other than some benefits for their private corporations,More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Bush and Blair ... don't understand any language but the language of force. Every time they kill us, we kill them, so the balance of terror is achieved.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
This is in addition to our having experience in using guerrilla warfare and the war of attrition to fight tyrannical superpowers, as we, alongside the mujahedin, bled Russia for ten years, until it went bankrupt and was forced to withdraw in defeat... So we are continuing this policy in bleeding America to the point of bankruptcy.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We have repeatedly issued warnings, over a number of years. Following these warnings and these calls, anti-American explosions took place in a number of Islamic countries.More Osama bin Laden quotes [07/29/2011 04:07:59]
The rulling to kill the Americans and their allies - civilians and military - is an individual duty for every Muslim who can do it in anyh country in which it is possible to do it... to comply iwth God's order to kill the Americnns and plunder their money wherever and whenever they find it. We also call on Muslim ulema, leaders, youths, and soldiers to launch the raid on Satan's U.S. troops and the devil's supporters allying with them...More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The president of United State, Bin Laden and President of Malaysia are all on a plane getting back from a meeting overseas.

All of a sudden, the plane malfunctions and it crashes onto an island, miraculously, only the 3 of them survived and the whole crew died.

Soon, the 3 of them were caught by the island's head hunter tribes, where they are sent to meet the king.

The king said " I'm in a good mood today, i'll let you all live, if you all were to find 10 of the same fruits and bring it back here."

So 3 of them went off, to search for fruits, first to come back is the president of US, he brought 10 apples and he presented it to the king.

The king then replied "Now, we will stuff these 10 apples up your anus, if you were to make the slightest sound, we will chop off your head."

So the tribe people proceed to stuff the apples up his anus, the first apple, no sound, second apple, he were clenching his fist, third apple and he gave out a small "ouch", and his head were chopped.

President of Malaysia was watching the whole process while hiding in a bush, and he saw the whole idea of what the king wanted, so he went to search for 10 small grapes.

The king told him the same thing, and he was also prepared for it, so the tribe people started stuffing the grapes up his anus, and yet he made no sound up until the 9th grape, he burst into laughter.

Confused, the king asked him before chopping his head off "Why won't you wait until we're done with the 10th grape?"

In which he replied, "I saw Bin Laden coming back with 10 durians!"

pic of a durian > http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UIKcvj5dIVE/UIagsG40n6I/AAAAAAAACNo/Jj-NvlbkiBo/s320/durian.JPGMore Jokes about Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common.

They both irritate bush!More Gross Jokes about Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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