Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden

terrorist
The battle has been moved inside America, and we shall continue until we win this battle, or die in the cause and meet our maker.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The rulling to kill the Americans and their allies - civilians and military - is an individual duty for every Muslim who can do it in anyh country in which it is possible to do it... to comply iwth God's order to kill the Americnns and plunder their money wherever and whenever they find it. We also call on Muslim ulema, leaders, youths, and soldiers to launch the raid on Satan's U.S. troops and the devil's supporters allying with them...More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
America has been hit by Allah at its most vulnerable point, destroying, thank God, its most prestigious buildings.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am the one in charge of the 19 brothers ... I was responsible for entrusting the 19 brothers ... with the raids.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure.More Osama bin Laden quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.! "

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."More Children Jokes about Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]


Customer: "I'll have a Bin Laden, please."

Barman: "Sir, what is dat?"

Customer: "Two shots and a splash of water."
More Jokes about Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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