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Fedul, Afonya's creditor: Afonya! Hey, friend call Afonya!
[talking to Afonya's guest]
Afonya's guest: He is not in.
Fedul, Afonya's creditor: Where is he?
Fedul's pal: He left.
Fedul, Afonya's creditor: How?
Afonya's guest: He left to collect potatoes.
Fedul, Afonya's creditor: Oh! I don't like such people
[talking to his friend]
Fedul's pal: Who is this?
[talking to Fedul]
Fedul, Afonya's creditor: Who are you?
Afonya's guest: Me? I'm a relative.
Fedul, Afonya's creditor: Give me ruble relative! Afonya ownes me a rubl!
Fedul's pal: Two.
[talking to Fedul]
Fedul, Afonya's creditor: Two! Two! More Movie; Afonya [1975] Movie; Afonya [1975]
Whoever seeks to set one race against another seeks to enslave all races. More Franklin D Roosevelt
Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from non-practitioners. More G. O. Ashley
Discussions in my family consisted of, You're wrong-now go up to bed without your tea and stop complaining. More Kyle MacLachlan
Half wits talk much, but say little. More Benjamin Franklin
People often become scholars for the same reason they become soldiers: simply because they are unfit for any other station. Their right hand has to earn them a livelihood; one might say they lie down like bears in winter and seek sustenance from their paws. More Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Simulated disorder postulates perfect discipline; simulated fear postulates courage; simulated weakness postulates strength. More Laozi
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. More Harold Macmillan
Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. More Pearl S. Buck
I'm not Jack Nicholson. I'm not Brando. But I do mumble. More Benicio Del
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent intoxication from within, a sort of invisible champagne. Americans do not need to drink to inspire them to do anything, though they do sometimes, I think, need a little for the deeper and more delicate purpose of teaching them how to do nothing. More Gilbert Chesterton
Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives. More Jonathan Swift
I never use notes, they interfere with me. More Ken Blanchard
Enthusiasm is the Spirit of God working with you. More unknown unknown
It is quite possible for someone to choose incorrectly or to judge badly; but freedom must allow such mistakes. More Sang Kyu Shin Sang Kyu Shin
The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic. More James Grover Thurber
The course of my long life hath reached at last in fragile bark over a tempestuous sea the common harbor, where must rendered be account for all the actions of the past. More Sandy Gallin
Begin where you are; work where you are; the hour which you are now wasting, dreaming of some far off success may be crowded with grand possibilities. More Orison Swett Marden
Jimmie Moore: Thank you!
Robbie: For what?
Jimmie Moore: For quitting. Or should I thank Linda? My business has tripled.
Julia: Well, you've just inspired me to hire a DJ. So thank you.
Jimmie Moore: Well, good luck trying to find a DJ who can move and shake like THIS. More Sandy Gallin
There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things. More William Shakespeare

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