Celia Rivenbark

Celia Rivenbark

To the newcomer to the south, hearing that a coworker plans a weekend visit to 'mama and them's' (the correct plural possessive, don'tchaknow), might make him think that mama has been left alone either throught an act of scoundreldom involving the town's resident hoochie-mama (an altogether different kind of mama) or Daddy's untimely demise.More Celia Rivenbark quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.More Celia Rivenbark quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'.More Celia Rivenbark quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Writing humor is not something every single person can do.More Celia Rivenbark quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.More Celia Rivenbark quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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