Poems and love

Two working buddies, a black,Bub and a white,Joe, we're talking about how one gets more loving from their wife,. The black man states, gee Joe you get it way more than me, whats your secret? Joe tells him, I just get some wine, a few roses, and tell her a poem. Bub tells Joe, I'm gonna try it. Next day Ole Bub comes in all beat, black eye, fat lip...the works. Joe says, damn Bub what happened? Bub says, I did what ya told me, we drank, wine, she loved the roses, we getting real hot and heavy Joe, best in years. Joe asks, then what? Well I told her my poem, and she went wild beat the shit outta me. Joe asks what the poem? Bub replies, nigger bitch, nigger bitch, eyes like a frog, roll over here, and I'll fuck ya like a dog.