With no more than six levels of misquotation, any statement can be made to say whatever you wish.

When thugs by nature meet thugs by political conviction, 5-0 is not surprising.

We modern Marxists regard socialism as a historically brief transitional stage between feudalism and capitalism, necessary only in backward countries.

There is only one thing more harmful to society than an elected official forgetting the promises he made in order to get elected; that's when he doesn't forget them.