Why is phosphoric acid added to Coca-Cola? Does that make it taste better? - No, it\'s the only thing that eats away hamburgers!

If a woman shows character, they say about her - \\'a harmful woman.\\' If a man shows character, they say about him - \\'he is a good guy.\\'

Aphorisms are tubes of intellectual nutrition.

A restaurant visitor asks a waiter:<br />- Listen, my dear, the chicken that you brought me has only skin and bones!<br />- What can I do, now the fashion is like this - everyone certainly wants to lose weight.