Democrats have become like the royal family, where, due to constant incest... unfortunately, underdeveloped children have begun to be born. The same can happen to the ideas of democrats, since they are born in an environment of intellectual incest.

Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't be so much traffic if people like you put down the phone and concentrated on the road... besides I can't talk now, I'm in the car behind you trying to watch a DVD.

All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.