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Ghostface: What's your favorite scary movie? <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Stu: See it's a fun game Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, BOO-GAH, you die. <br> Billy: You get one right, you die. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Billy: You hear that Stu? I think she wants a motive. Well I don't really belive in motives Sid, I mean did Norman Bates have a motive? <br> Stu: No. <br> Billy: Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lector liked to eat people? DON'T THINK SO. See it's a lot scarier when there's no motive. <br>
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Billy: Your slut mother was fucking my father. She's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me... how's that for a motive? <br>
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Billy: [licks 'blood' from his fingers] Mmmm... corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in 'Carrie.' <br>
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Stu: I always had a thing for ya, Sid! <br> [She bites his hand and he screams] <br> Stu: Ohhhhh, God! Bitch! <br> Sidney Prescott: In your dreams! <br> [She shoves the television at him] <br>
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Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard. <br>
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Gale Weather: Oh, God, Kenny, I'm sorry, but get off my fucking windshield! <br>
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Stu: You know who I think it is? I think it's her father. I mean, why can't they find her Pops, man? <br> Randy: Because he's probably dead. His body will come popping up in the last reel somewhere. Eyes gouged out, fingers cut off, teeth knocked out! See, the police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! <br> [yelling] <br> Randy: Everybody's a suspect! <br>
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Randy: The police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! <br> [yelling in video store] <br> Randy: EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT! <br>
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Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. <br> [crowd boos] <br> Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. <br> [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] <br> Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, 'I'll be right back.' Because you won't be back. <br> Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? <br> Randy: Yeah, sure. <br> Stu: I'll be right back. <br> [crowd cheers] <br> Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Tatum: [about Casey Becker's death] It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside. <br>
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Billy: That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something. <br>
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Phone Voice: Okay, answer this question, you live. Who was the killer in Friday the 13th? <br> Casey: Jason! It was Jason! <br> Phone Voice: Nope. <br> Casey: Yes it was! I've seen that movie 20 goddam times! <br> Phone Voice: Then you should know that the killer was Mrs. Voorhees, Jason never appeared until the sequel! <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Billy: [quoting Norman Bates] We all go a little mad sometimes. <br>
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Casey: Listen, asshole! <br> Phone Voice: No, you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish, understand? Can you handle that... Blondie? <br>
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Principal Himbry: You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Randy: There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience. <br>
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Billy: Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your genre. <br>
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Randy: It's the millennium, motives are incidental. <br>
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Phone Voice: Do you like scary movies? <br> Sidney Prescott: What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting. <br>
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Stu: [speaking into voicebox] Surprise, Sidney. <br>
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Sidney Prescott: [when Randy reveals that he's still alive] Oh, my God. Randy I thought you were dead. <br> Randy: I know. I've never felt so happy to be a virgin. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Tatum: Just think, if they make a movie about all this, who would play you? <br> Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself. <br> Sidney Prescott: Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck I'd get Tori Spelling. <br>
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Stu: Did you really call the police? <br> Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did. <br> Stu: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! <br>
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