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Billy: It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Sidney Prescott: How do you - gut someone? <br> Stu: You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum. <br> Billy: Hey. It's called tact, you fuck-rag. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Sidney Prescott: Fuck you. <br> Billy: We've already played that game, remember? You lost. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police! <br> Phone Voice: They'll never make it in time. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Billy: [killer's Voice] What's the matter Sidney, you look like you've seen a ghost. <br>
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Stu: As if. <br> Randy: Oh, really, Alicia? <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Randy: If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section? <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Tatum: Who am I? The beer wench? <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Gale: If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales? <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Tatum: Billy and his penis don't deserve you. <br>
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Tatum: Stupidity Leak! <br>
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Reporter: Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel? <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Gale: Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW! <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry! <br> Kenny: My name isn't Jesus. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Stu: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts? <br> Randy: Breasts? Not until 'Trading Places' in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Randy: Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field. <br> <b>Drunk teen</b>: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go over there before they pry him down! <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Casey: Who's there? <br> Ghostface: Never say 'who's there?' Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Tatum: 'I'll send you a copy.' BAM! Bitch went down. 'I'll send you a copy.' BAM! Syd! Superbitch! <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Sidney Prescott: You sick fucks, you've seen one too many movies! <br> Billy: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies, movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative! <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Tatum: Well, you're not going to be alone any more, right? If you pee, I pee. Is that clear? <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Filmmaker: [closing speech from stage] Ladies and gentlemen, young and old, I know this may seem an unusual procedure, but I thought you might have some questions, and since I'm already here, I can answer some of them. <br> [looking left and right, pausing] <br> Filmmaker: Yes. Yes. Not specifically: I actually find all of them rather weird. Yes. Footlong veggie on wheat. Thank you. <br> [camera shows empty auditorium as he leaves] <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Elmo Oxygen: I can make sense out of yesterday. Can you understand the power of that? <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
<b>Minister at funeral</b>: [deadpan] Lester Richards is dead. And aren't you glad it wasn't you? Don't you wish you felt something? How many men here are attracted to Shelley, his lovely wife? She's a babe. And how many women here wish that their husbands would drop dead and leave them a big fat insurance policy? Yes, I thought so. Hell, it'll be years before you figure out what Lester's death really means. So let's forget the blah blah blah, and go have a drink. Amen. <br>
Movie: Schizopolis [1996] Movie: Schizopolis [1996]
Fletcher Munson: [wife snuggles up amorously] Ooh! *Really* well-rehearsed speech about workload and stress. <br> [pause] <br> Fletcher Munson: Genuine sorrow. Um... truthful-sounding promises of future satisfaction? Enticement to agree? <br> Mrs. Munson: [pause] Accepted. <br> Fletcher Munson: Gratitude. <br>
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Fletcher Munson: [sunnily, on homecoming] Generic greeting! <br> Mrs. Munson: [warmly] Generic greeting returned! <br> [they kiss and chuckle at each other] <br> Fletcher Munson: Imminent sustenance. <br> Mrs. Munson: Overly dramatic statement regarding upcoming meal. <br> Fletcher Munson: Oooh! False reaction indicating hunger and excitement! <br>
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