Funny Joke

A husband and wife are lying in bed. He is dozing, she is reading a book and suddenly asks him:
- Are you sleeping?
- No, the husband answers.
- Do you want it?
- I want it, says the husband and begins to get excited...
- Well, sleep.
Added on Jan 12, 2024

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