A man drops a nail, which rolls under his bed, so he goes down under.

This begs the question of why he decided to go to Australia to get a new nail instead of searching under his bed.

Added on Jan 2, 2018

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And he said:

- Please stop honey, I get too horny when I'm called "daddy", just ask our daughter.

An old woman down by the market near the countryside is announcing her new product:

*Magic...

So I stood next to the kitchen window.

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