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C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-Flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-Flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! you're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. THe bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-Flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realises in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the dimunation of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-Flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! you're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. THe bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-Flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realises in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the dimunation of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless
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