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"Better safe than sorry" is a terrible way to convince a Canadian to put on goggles.
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— Have you heard the news? Workers are removing the letters ZVO from the US embassy!
— So what?
— What do you mean?! This is a secret signal to Trump! The Kremlin is capitulating! Putin is panicking!
— Or maybe it's just spring and they're removing the unnecessary?
— Don't you read the analytics on the Internet? They explained everything there!
— So what?
— What do you mean?! This is a secret signal to Trump! The Kremlin is capitulating! Putin is panicking!
— Or maybe it's just spring and they're removing the unnecessary?
— Don't you read the analytics on the Internet? They explained everything there!
Workers are said to have removed ZVO symbols near the US embassy, ​​and analysts have already built a conspiracy theory the size of War and Peace. If these people were commenting on the cleaning of my apartment, they would think I was preparing to meet aliens.
Workers decided to dismantle the ZVO symbols at the US embassy, ​​and the Internet has already made a diagnosis of international relations. A classic case of a regular cleaning turned into a geopolitical thriller!
— Why did Trump and Putin talk about hockey?
— Because it's the only game where you can legally have a fight and call it diplomacy.
— Because it's the only game where you can legally have a fight and call it diplomacy.
Trump has supported the idea of ​​hockey matches with the KHL. He is said to have already ordered special uniforms for American players with the inion "Make Hockey Great Again".
— What do peace talks on Ukraine and an NHL-KHL hockey match have in common?
— In both cases, Russia and the US will pretend to play by the rules, but the referees will still be accused of bias.
— In both cases, Russia and the US will pretend to play by the rules, but the referees will still be accused of bias.
Trump and Putin plan NHL-KHL hockey match. Main rule: body checks are only allowed against players not carrying nuclear weapons.
— Have you heard the news? Putin and Trump have agreed on the safety of shipping in the Black Sea.
— Yes, now ships will sail the seas as safely as their leaders promised.
— Yes, now ships will sail the seas as safely as their leaders promised.
After talking about cutting off aid to Ukraine, Putin and Trump agreed to play a hockey match. Sports commentators are already preparing the phrase: "This is the first time a puck can replace sanctions!"
- Holmes, why did Trump attack Yemen instead of Mexico?
- It's elementary, Watson - Musk tried Yemeni hashish and told Trump that it's a better high than Mexican "dope"!
- It's elementary, Watson - Musk tried Yemeni hashish and told Trump that it's a better high than Mexican "dope"!
According to statistics, the plane is the safest form of transport, but to get to the airport you will have to use a dangerous form of transport.
In a pub on Brighton Beach.
-Khaimovich, do you like lace panties on a beautiful woman?
-I like their absence, Abrasha!
-Khaimovich, do you like lace panties on a beautiful woman?
-I like their absence, Abrasha!
Woman to her friend:
- I have a problem: my husband hasn't asked for sex for a long time. It's really hard for me, I'm really suffering. Otherwise, how gladly I would refuse him!
- I have a problem: my husband hasn't asked for sex for a long time. It's really hard for me, I'm really suffering. Otherwise, how gladly I would refuse him!
There is a sex education lesson at school. The teacher asks a question:
- What is the difference between a call girl, a girlfriend and a wife?
Everyone is silent, finally Vovochka answers:
- Prepayment, postpayment and unlimited.
- What is the difference between a call girl, a girlfriend and a wife?
Everyone is silent, finally Vovochka answers:
- Prepayment, postpayment and unlimited.
The US stock market is falling as if the country was run by a six-time bankrupt.
The White House is urgently looking for someone who knows how to turn off the automatic signature. They say it continues to sign documents even when Biden is sleeping!
The European Union has threatened to return Russia to Eurovision as part of the 17th package of sanctions.
One day, the little frog runs to his dad:
- Dad, dad, what is the worst curse word?
Dad, covering his mouth with his paw and bending down:
- I'll tell you, just don't tell mom. The worst curse word is FRENCH!!!
- Dad, dad, what is the worst curse word?
Dad, covering his mouth with his paw and bending down:
- I'll tell you, just don't tell mom. The worst curse word is FRENCH!!!
Emmanuel Macron reminded the French of the Russian troops in Paris in 1814 as an example of Russia’s aggressiveness.
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