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Internationally unknown writer-ironist. I measure humor in ironies.
Russians call a place where they plan to drive a road, estimating how much the repairs will cost.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
The highest degree of qualification of an employee is devotion to the leader.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
An accident is a pattern carefully planned by someone.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
I'm not a maximalist. I can marry the young Princess.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
If your boss tells a bearded joke and all your employees laugh out loud, laugh too. But don't stand out.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
If honesty is worth anything, then it can be traded.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
Staying faithful to your husband is safer with a lover.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
The most sensual erogenous zone of a woman is the brain of a man.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
To get the morning coffee into bed, some women are forced to stay with a man for the night.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
To steal one is a crime; Methodically rob the majority -<br />This is an economic policy in the interests of the people.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
Do not be caught not as a thief but if you do then you are suspect.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
If a woman knows what she wants, make sure: is she a woman?
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
If the smart woman tries to seduce you - do not resist. Save your strength.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
On the Internet, sit those who do not have perseverance to wait for advertising on TV.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
In love, as with a car: no matter how much the creek you have to pull first.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
When it seems so simple, it's not just simple.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
Brainless forced to lead.
Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich
In life, everything is simple: either you're smart or you're happy.
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