Vladimir Olishevsky-Villich Quotes

Internationally unknown writer-ironist. I measure humor in ironies.

Russians call a place where they plan to drive a road, estimating how much the repairs will cost. The highest degree of qualification of an employee is devotion to the leader. An accident is a pattern carefully planned by someone. I'm not a maximalist. I can marry the young Princess. If your boss tells a bearded joke and all your employees laugh out loud, laugh too. But don't stand out. If honesty is worth anything, then it can be traded. Staying faithful to your husband is safer with a lover. The most sensual erogenous zone of a woman is the brain of a man. To get the morning coffee into bed, some women are forced to stay with a man for the night. To steal one is a crime; Methodically rob the majority -<br />This is an economic policy in the interests of the people. Do not be caught not as a thief but if you do then you are suspect. If a woman knows what she wants, make sure: is she a woman? If the smart woman tries to seduce you - do not resist. Save your strength. On the Internet, sit those who do not have perseverance to wait for advertising on TV. In love, as with a car: no matter how much the creek you have to pull first. When it seems so simple, it's not just simple. Brainless forced to lead. In life, everything is simple: either you're smart or you're happy.

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