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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them
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The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above 'functionally retarded'.
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Random Girl after a hookup: 'Do you love me' Tucker: 'I don't understand the question.
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I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?
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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.
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Fat girls aren't real people.
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
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Opinions are projections.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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I've heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a 'professor
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, 'Whoa, this is amazing!' At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.
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