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Love manicured women? Take care of them!!!

Sudden, mysterious Russian service - you never know will you get send, smile or cheated.

Happiness can not buy. But you can buy everything you need for that!

As it became known recently - not so much oil bought Turkey from ISIS.

National treasure usually considers itself a national ballast.

In Europe want to develop promising technologies, but we want to develop promising technologies in Europe.

I\'m falling asleep longer than sleep.

Football team was allowed to park under the sign of "places for people with disabilities."

Loyalty is measured wife faith in her husband.

In some theaters one of the best places in the cupboard.

Bored woman better not to touch. Nobody knows what is she currently bored up.

Our boomerang flies forward.

Women are divided into those that "goats" have taken away the best years of his life, and who is living alone and was not lucky to got this goats.

In fact, you can endlessly look at any number of things. The main thing is to lie at the same time on the couch.

Now those who will go to Turkey for vacation, just have to pick up on sneakers, towel for memory and write their name on the bottom of the pool!

Family instability, when a neighbor abundantly sexy.

In the lexicon of sexual minorities for one swearword less.

A wise idea always comes after a stupid action.

Turkey capitulated and agreed to the deployment of Russian tourists.

Depression - is when I want to sleep more than to live.

Psychiatry paradox: no one knows exactly why we think so, but we know why we do this.

Kerch bridge will be depicted on the banknote denominations of one billion.

The owners of Turkish resort hotels chipped in and demanded that Erdogan gave the money for the downed Russian Su-24.

If the husband is a tiger, the wolves are respected, feared the jackals, and goats are not nearly by at all.

In this world there is only one sin - nonsense ... all other sins just its derivatives.

In a dispute born not true, and the true winner.

At the training base for the Brazilian national football team even circuit evacuation in case of fire a little offensive.

Look out England out of the European Union and you can not move out from your parents.

News. The most important features. About the weather - hot about politics - dirty, about football - a shame.

Not knowing the history, it is easy to plunge into the history.