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Love is blind, but I still like beautiful people.
Not naive, but a man with a basic version of intelligence.
Because Britain can no longer plunder its colonies, the population is forced to plunder its own stores.
Guys get married thinking that the marriage certificate is a subion to the body, but this is not always accurate.
Ships in bottles are made by retired gynecologists.
When a guy and a girl meet, the guy thinks about the next few hours, the girl thinks about the next many years.
The taste of childhood remains constant, it\'s just that as you age, you start eating food with your own old-age smell added to it.
US policy is now measured in TNT equivalent.
A lawyer is like wine: the cheaper, the worse the consequences.
Communism is when everything is taken from the rich to give to the poor. Capitalism is the same thing, only in reverse
Ukraine is a unique country in which people without conscience teach people without pants how to live well without memory.
Every year it becomes more and more difficult for a woman to get used to the fact that she is thirty.
Women\'s logic is the firm belief that any objective reality can be overcome by desire.
If there is a woman, there is a problem, if there is no woman, there is also a problem.
Women\'s logic is like a license agreement - nothing is clear, but I have to agree.
Life must be accepted as it is, and women as they pretend to be.
A woman is a miracle creature who always knows 'what to do' and 'who is to blame,' but never knows 'what to wear.'
If all states were ruled by women, there would be no wars in the world. There would simply be a lot of countries that don't talk to each other.
Cosmetics are a thing that helps a woman not to scare others with her natural beauty.
An experienced woman is a woman who knows how to pretend to be inexperienced.
A woman without whims is like a general without an army - the form is there, but the effect is not the same!
When a woman sleeps, she does no harm.
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars on the planet, but very fierce negotiations would take place every 28 days.
Women need only two things to be happy: money and everything.
If you were answered with silence, this does not mean that you were not answered.
Show me a woman who is happy with everything about herself, and I will show you a dragon and a unicorn.
Men with the women they love are generous to a fault; they just don't risk sharing this secret with their wives.
Don\'t be afraid of criticism from a friend, be afraid of praise from an enemy.
It\'s easy to get a job where it\'s difficult to work.
The female ideal of a man is simple: so that he can dress and wants to undress.
